Baby Jokes One Liners

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I'm in my bathroom and this little guy popped in. I live alone and I don't know how he got in. I'm scared for my life. Please send help.
I'm in my bathroom and this little guy popped in. I live alone and I don't know how he got in. I'm scared for my life. Please send help.

Memes,  Creepy Jokes,  Scared Jokes,  
    
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If they squeeze olives to get olive oil

Where do they get baby oil?
If they squeeze olives to get olive oil

Where do they get baby oil?


Oil Puns,  Funny Questions,  
    
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where the baby??
where the baby??

Memes,  
    
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did you hear the joke about the baby with aids?

it never gets old
did you hear the joke about the baby with aids?

it never gets old


Bad Joke Eel (theme),  Aids Jokes,  Really Bad Jokes,  
    
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9 months later....

scalabrine was born
9 months later....

scalabrine was born


Memes,  Brian Scalabrine Meme,  
    
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Jingle those keys in my face 1 more time

I dare you
Jingle those keys in my face 1 more time

I dare you


Memes,  Baby Funny Quotes,  
    
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How my 2 year old brother covers up his accident...
How my 2 year old brother covers up his accident...

Funny Pictures,  Toy Story Jokes,  
    
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Babies don't throw their food on the floor. They engage in gravity experiments.
Babies don't throw their food on the floor. They engage in gravity experiments.

Funny Jokes,  Funny Baby Facts,  
    
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You don't get to leave the house alone until you're at least 30, okay?

Maybe even 40. Discuss it with your mom.
You don't get to leave the house alone until you're at least 30, okay?

Maybe even 40. Discuss it with your mom.


Funny Jokes,  Daughter Jokes,  Father Daughter Jokes,  
    
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 Dearest Children:

If you don't want your nap, can mommy have it?
Dearest Children:

If you don't want your nap, can mommy have it?


Funny Ecards,  Best Children Jokes,  Baby Ecards,  
    
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Funny thing is I use to stay up all night by choice and called it 'fun'.
Funny thing is I use to stay up all night by choice and called it 'fun'.

Funny Ecards,  Baby Ecards,  Funniest Jokes For Kids  
    
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just fyi. i won't be taking naps any more. that means you'll need to get all your  done while i'm awake. good luck with that!
just fyi. i won't be taking naps any more. that means you'll need to get all your done while i'm awake. good luck with that!

Funny Ecards,  Baby Ecards,  Baby Jokes 2014  
    
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When people point at my pregnant belly and ask if I know what it's going to be, I like to say, "We're hoping it's a baby."
When people point at my pregnant belly and ask if I know what it's going to be, I like to say, "We're hoping it's a baby."

Funny Ecards,  Baby Ecards,  Pregnancy Ecards  
    
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Who's my Daddy?

D.N.A. testing
Who's my Daddy?

D.N.A. testing


Funny Pictures,  Baby Fail,  Mean Baby Jokes,  
    
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 i will love you forever... but, i will like you a wle lot more if you let mommy sleep in.
i will love you forever... but, i will like you a wle lot more if you let mommy sleep in.

Funny Jokes,  Baby Ecards,  Best Funniest Jokes  
    
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