Baby Jokes

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i can have an abortion, it's my body

false. it's the baby's body.

if it were your body, you'd be the one that dies.
i can have an abortion, it's my body

false. it's the baby's body.

if it were your body, you'd be the one that dies.


Dwight Schrute Meme (theme),  Abortion Jokes,  
    
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Q: What is the difference between a Ecuadorean fan and a baby?

A: The baby will stop whining after a while.
Q: What is the difference between a Ecuadorean fan and a baby?

A: The baby will stop whining after a while.


Ecuador Jokes,  Funny Baby Jokes,  
    
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Babies happen

They're just more likely to happen if you teach your teenagers abstinence only.
Babies happen

They're just more likely to happen if you teach your teenagers abstinence only.


Funny Abstinence Slogans,  Sarah Palin Jokes,  Funny Demotivational Posters,  
    
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size doesn't matter

pluto is a planet
size doesn't matter

pluto is a planet


Funny Advertisement Posters,  Pluto Jokes,  
    
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I hate when people of a new born asks who the baby looks like. It was born 6 minutes ago it looks like a baked potato.
I hate when people of a new born asks who the baby looks like. It was born 6 minutes ago it looks like a baked potato.

Funny Jokes,  Funny Twitter Jokes,  
    
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When I check my bank balance
When I check my bank balance

Memes,  Funny Baby Images,  
    
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What is the difference between a White Sox fan and a baby?
What is the difference between a White Sox fan and a baby?

Chicago White Sox Jokes,  Jokes About Babies,  
    
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9 months after this snow storm
9 months after this snow storm

Memes,  Blizzard Meme,  
    
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why the 

would you bring a baby to the movie theater?
why the

would you bring a baby to the movie theater?


Picard Meme (theme),  Captain Picard Meme (theme),  
    
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i'm gonna eat 

your adults
i'm gonna eat

your adults


Funny Baby Images,  Mike Tyson Memes,  
    
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when there's a mistake at the spital and you get the wrong baby

w the  are you?

w the  are you?
when there's a mistake at the spital and you get the wrong baby

w the are you?

w the are you?


Classical Art Memes,  New Baby Jokes,  
    
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Decides at 48 to try one last time for a baby

Triplets
Decides at 48 to try one last time for a baby

Triplets


Pregnancy Humor,  Bad Luck Brian Meme (theme),  
    
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all yall  gone see

the present i gave to yo girl...in september
all yall gone see

the present i gave to yo girl...in september


Memes,  Christmas Present Jokes,  
    
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Tried to do a face swap with my infant child
Tried to do a face swap with my infant child

Funny Face Swaps,  Funny Baby Images,  
    
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guess w's having a ing baby

not me  you better get the  outta here
guess w's having a ing baby

not me you better get the outta here


Funny Jokes,  Funny Pregnancy Quotes,  
    
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