Bacon Puns

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Bacon can be described in 3 words… yum. I remember as a child reading Charlotte’s Web and always thinking bacon whenever Wilbur was mentioned. Even people that don’t eat pork have to admit the smell of bacon makes you drool. Although it can be completely unhealthy and fattening just talking about bacon is making me hungry.

Here we’ve added the most popular and viral bacon puns from all over the Internet. We have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here. We are always adding new content to this section so be sure to check back often. While you’re browsing our collection of jokes, be sure to rate your favorites and share with your friends and kappit!
The remade footloose wasn't as good as the original

Thus even movies are better when you add bacon!
The remade footloose wasn't as good as the original

Thus even movies are better when you add bacon!


Kevin Bacon Jokes,  Bacon Jokes,  Movie Jokes,  
    
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noun vs. verb

bacon strips (n)

kevin bacon strips (n)

bacon sttips (v)

lol. i'm naked

kevin bacon strips (v)
noun vs. verb

bacon strips (n)

kevin bacon strips (n)

bacon sttips (v)

lol. i'm naked

kevin bacon strips (v)


Kevin Bacon Jokes,  Bacon Memes,  
    
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I have made a major life decision

To namemy first born Chris P.
I have made a major life decision

To namemy first born Chris P.


Kevin Bacon Jokes,  Bacon Jokes,  
    
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Do you think Kevin Bacon calls his kids...

Bacon Bits?
Do you think Kevin Bacon calls his kids...

Bacon Bits?


Kevin Bacon Jokes,  
    
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hungry for breakfast,  huh?

w wouldja like a lil bacon in ya?
hungry for breakfast, huh?

w wouldja like a lil bacon in ya?


Kevin Bacon Jokes,  Lame Pick Up Lines,  
    
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Chewbacon

Ham Solo
Chewbacon

Ham Solo


Ham Puns,  Ham Jokes,  Chewbacca Jokes,  
    
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Bacon soda I got bacon soda
Bacon soda I got bacon soda

Memes,  Soda Jokes,  
    
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bacon gives me a lardon
bacon gives me a lardon

Funny Pictures,  Boner Jokes,  
    
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My scale offers me encouragement every day.When I step on, it says "More bacon, more bacon!"
My scale offers me encouragement every day.When I step on, it says "More bacon, more bacon!"

Funny Ecards,  Encouragement Ecards,  Weight Joke,  
    
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 morning,  early work.  anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
morning, early work. anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.

Funny Ecards,  Good Morning Jokes,  Morning Puns,  
    
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Bacon

Makes a damn fine sandwich
Bacon

Makes a damn fine sandwich


Demotivational Posters,  Food Jokes For Kids,  
    
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If I have 10 pieces of bacon and you take 5 what do you have...

That's right a black eye and a broken hand.
If I have 10 pieces of bacon and you take 5 what do you have...

That's right a black eye and a broken hand.


Funny Ecards,  Riddle Jokes For Teenagers,  
    
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Bacon bits
Bacon bits

Meme,  Pig Puns,  
    
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bacon strips
bacon strips

Funny Pictures,  Pig Puns,  
    
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bacon

disadvantage: unhealthy

advantage: ing awesome
bacon

disadvantage: unhealthy

advantage: ing awesome


Bacon Meme,  Funny Health Quotes  
    
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