Bacteria Jokes

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Important reminder
Important reminder

Memes,  Really Silly Jokes,  Dab Jokes,  
    
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Boss: Did you wash your hands?

Me: No, but it's Taco Bell So won't they get diarrhea either way?

Boss: Oh good point
Boss: Did you wash your hands?

Me: No, but it's Taco Bell So won't they get diarrhea either way?

Boss: Oh good point


Memes,  Taco Bell Humor,  Bad Hygiene Jokes,  
    
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Dear Coworker,

Thank you for bringing your nose running coughing germ spewing self to the office today!
Dear Coworker,

Thank you for bringing your nose running coughing germ spewing self to the office today!


Coworker Jokes,  Sarcastic One Liners,  
    
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Don't think of it as farting. Think of it as my pro-biotic bacteria uttering a gutteral colonic warcry.
Don't think of it as farting. Think of it as my pro-biotic bacteria uttering a gutteral colonic warcry.

Fart Jokes One Liners,  Farting Jokes,  
    
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Bacteria 

Fronteria
Bacteria

Fronteria


Play On Words Jokes,  Biology Puns,  
    
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You are 176 times more likely to die from flesh-eating bacteria than you are winning the mega millions please remember to wash your hands.
You are 176 times more likely to die from flesh-eating bacteria than you are winning the mega millions please remember to wash your hands.

Lotto Jokes,  Lottery Jokes,  
    
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I'm going to make a failed attempt at wiping-out harmful bacteria off the air.
I'm going to make a failed attempt at wiping-out harmful bacteria off the air.

Air Jokes,  Funny Ecard,  
    
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Why did the bacteria fail math class?

He thought multiplication was the same as division
Why did the bacteria fail math class?

He thought multiplication was the same as division


Chemistry Cat (theme),  Chemistry Cat Meme (theme),  
    
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i lick my , then lick your face. no wonder you're glowing! luminescent bacteria, baby!!
i lick my , then lick your face. no wonder you're glowing! luminescent bacteria, baby!!

Pet Jokes,  Gross Jokes,  
    
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I swear I don't have any stds

Flesh eating bacteria isn't sexually transmitted
I swear I don't have any stds

Flesh eating bacteria isn't sexually transmitted


Std Memes,  Funny Std Jokes,  
    
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Try not to hit me with a jet stream of oral bacteria and spit.
Try not to hit me with a jet stream of oral bacteria and spit.

Sneezing Jokes,  Short Funny Joke,  
    
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congratulations!! it's just a bacterial infection!
congratulations!! it's just a bacterial infection!

Disease Jokes,  Funny Congratulations Quotes,  
    
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sorry about the bacterial infection
sorry about the bacterial infection

Std Jokes,  Funny Std Jokes,  
    
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don't let persistent bacterial inosis keep you from pursuing your dreams!
don't let persistent bacterial inosis keep you from pursuing your dreams!

Std Jokes,  Funny Std Jokes,  
    
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it's against jesus to believe in bacteria. people get sick because they're sinners.
it's against jesus to believe in bacteria. people get sick because they're sinners.

Anti Religious Jokes,  Funny Religious Quotes,  
    
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