Bacteria Jokes

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Bacteria for five seconds after food falls on the floor

What will you do?

Wait.
Bacteria for five seconds after food falls on the floor

What will you do?

Wait.


Memes,  Funny Jokes About Food,  
    
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Measles

Ahhh! After 10,000 years I'm free! It's time to conquer the earth
Measles

Ahhh! After 10,000 years I'm free! It's time to conquer the earth


Memes,  Disease Jokes,  Power Rangers Jokes,  
    
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Important reminder
Important reminder

Memes,  Really Silly Jokes,  Dab Jokes,  
    
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Boss: Did you wash your hands?

Me: No, but it's Taco Bell So won't they get diarrhea either way?

Boss: Oh good point
Boss: Did you wash your hands?

Me: No, but it's Taco Bell So won't they get diarrhea either way?

Boss: Oh good point


Memes,  Taco Bell Humor,  Bad Hygiene Jokes,  
    
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Dear Coworker,

Thank you for bringing your nose running coughing germ spewing self to the office today!
Dear Coworker,

Thank you for bringing your nose running coughing germ spewing self to the office today!


Coworker Jokes,  Sarcastic One Liners,  
    
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You are 176 times more likely to die from flesh-eating bacteria than you are winning the mega millions please remember to wash your hands.
You are 176 times more likely to die from flesh-eating bacteria than you are winning the mega millions please remember to wash your hands.

Lotto Jokes,  Lottery Jokes,  
    
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Don't think of it as farting. Think of it as my pro-biotic bacteria uttering a gutteral colonic warcry.
Don't think of it as farting. Think of it as my pro-biotic bacteria uttering a gutteral colonic warcry.

Fart Jokes One Liners,  Farting Jokes,  
    
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Bacteria 

Fronteria
Bacteria

Fronteria


Play On Words Jokes,  Biology Puns,  
    
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Why did the bacteria fail math class?

He thought multiplication was the same as division
Why did the bacteria fail math class?

He thought multiplication was the same as division


Chemistry Cat (theme),  Chemistry Cat Meme (theme),  
    
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I'm going to make a failed attempt at wiping-out harmful bacteria off the air.
I'm going to make a failed attempt at wiping-out harmful bacteria off the air.

Air Jokes,  Funny Ecard,  
    
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Try not to hit me with a jet stream of oral bacteria and spit.
Try not to hit me with a jet stream of oral bacteria and spit.

Sneezing Jokes,  Short Funny Joke,  
    
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I swear I don't have any stds

Flesh eating bacteria isn't sexually transmitted
I swear I don't have any stds

Flesh eating bacteria isn't sexually transmitted


Std Memes,  Funny Std Jokes,  
    
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i lick my , then lick your face. no wonder you're glowing! luminescent bacteria, baby!!
i lick my , then lick your face. no wonder you're glowing! luminescent bacteria, baby!!

Pet Jokes,  Gross Jokes,  
    
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Thank you for coming to work even though you were just diagnosed with bacterial pnuemonia.
Thank you for coming to work even though you were just diagnosed with bacterial pnuemonia.

Sarcastic One Liners,  Sarcastic Jokes,  Sick Jokes,  
    
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congratulations!! it's just a bacterial infection!
congratulations!! it's just a bacterial infection!

Disease Jokes,  Funny Congratulations Quotes,  
    
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