Bacteria Jokes

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Boss: Did you wash your hands?

Me: No, but it's Taco Bell So won't they get diarrhea either way?

Boss: Oh good point
Boss: Did you wash your hands?

Me: No, but it's Taco Bell So won't they get diarrhea either way?

Boss: Oh good point


Memes,  Taco Bell Humor,  Bad Hygiene Jokes,  
    
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Dear Coworker,

Thank you for bringing your nose running coughing germ spewing self to the office today!
Dear Coworker,

Thank you for bringing your nose running coughing germ spewing self to the office today!


Coworker Jokes,  Sarcastic One Liners,  
    
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Don't think of it as farting. Think of it as my pro-biotic bacteria uttering a gutteral colonic warcry.
Don't think of it as farting. Think of it as my pro-biotic bacteria uttering a gutteral colonic warcry.

Fart Jokes One Liners,  Farting Jokes,  
    
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Bacteria 

Fronteria
Bacteria

Fronteria


Play On Words Jokes,  Biology Puns,  
    
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I'm going to make a failed attempt at wiping-out harmful bacteria off the air.
I'm going to make a failed attempt at wiping-out harmful bacteria off the air.

Air Jokes,  Funny Ecard,  
    
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i lick my , then lick your face. no wonder you're glowing! luminescent bacteria, baby!!
i lick my , then lick your face. no wonder you're glowing! luminescent bacteria, baby!!

Pet Jokes,  Gross Jokes,  
    
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congratulations!! it's just a bacterial infection!
congratulations!! it's just a bacterial infection!

Disease Jokes,  Funny Congratulations Quotes,  
    
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You are 176 times more likely to die from flesh-eating bacteria than you are winning the mega millions please remember to wash your hands.
You are 176 times more likely to die from flesh-eating bacteria than you are winning the mega millions please remember to wash your hands.

Lotto Jokes,  Lottery Jokes,  
    
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don't let persistent bacterial inosis keep you from pursuing your dreams!
don't let persistent bacterial inosis keep you from pursuing your dreams!

Std Jokes,  Funny Std Jokes,  
    
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it's against jesus to believe in bacteria. people get sick because they're sinners.
it's against jesus to believe in bacteria. people get sick because they're sinners.

Anti Religious Jokes,  Funny Religious Quotes,  
    
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when my brain can't take anymore bacterial stupidity from this world . . .

i brain .
when my brain can't take anymore bacterial stupidity from this world . . .

i brain .


Stupid One Liners,  Stupid Humor,  
    
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it sucks that the only thing you brought back from europe was that bacterial infection.
it sucks that the only thing you brought back from europe was that bacterial infection.

European Jokes,  Funny Vacation Quotes,  
    
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sorry about the bacterial infection
sorry about the bacterial infection

Std Jokes,  Funny Std Jokes,  
    
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your stench is overpowering. lysol kills 99.99% of all bacteria, viruses, and your butt aroma.
your stench is overpowering. lysol kills 99.99% of all bacteria, viruses, and your butt aroma.

Bad Hygiene Jokes,  You Stink Jokes,  
    
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Try not to hit me with a jet stream of oral bacteria and spit.
Try not to hit me with a jet stream of oral bacteria and spit.

Sneezing Jokes,  Short Funny Joke,  
    
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