Bad Birthday Jokes

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Bad birthday jokesMom hires magician for birthday party, Voldemort/joyreactor.com
For some people birthdays are like the Notorious B.I.G. said, “Birthdays were the worst days!” There are birthdays gone wrong, birthdays our loved ones forget, the giftless birthday or even the birthdays that are too close to the holiday so your gift is always a 2 for 1. Then there're the married couples that dread the others birthday because it's the only day have to put out. Oh it sucks. Pun intended.

Here we have the best collection bad birthday jokes from all over the Internet. We have searched and found any and everything funny, popular or viral to share here with you. We are always adding new content to this section so be sure to check back often. While you are browsing our collection of jokes, be sure to rate your favorites and share with your friends and kappit!
As your parents it is our right to tell you what to do
As a teenager it is your duty to do exactly not what we tell you to...

Happy 13th Birthday
As your parents it is our right to tell you what to do
As a teenager it is your duty to do exactly not what we tell you to...

Happy 13th Birthday


13th Birthday Jokes,  Lame Birthday Jokes,  Birthday Wishes,  
    
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Yo dawg I heard it was your birthday

So I wish you happy birthday while I wish you happy birthday
Yo dawg I heard it was your birthday

So I wish you happy birthday while I wish you happy birthday


13th Birthday Jokes,  Yo Dawg (theme),  
    
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Oh I see you birthday is in November.

Your parents must of had a really good Valentines Day!
Oh I see you birthday is in November.

Your parents must of had a really good Valentines Day!


Memes,  Silly Birthday Quotes,  Willy Wonka Quotes,  
    
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Happy anniversary of your escape from the womb.
Happy anniversary of your escape from the womb.

Funny Ecards,  Funny Ecards Birthday,  
    
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What would you like for birthday, Emma?

PONY !!
What would you like for birthday, Emma?

PONY !!


Birthday Funny Quotes,  Pony Jokes,  Steak Puns,  
    
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I wish I weren't an old man...

POOF!

Son-of-a...
I wish I weren't an old man...

POOF!

Son-of-a...


Old Man Birthday Jokes,  Funny Birthday Cards,  Aging Jokes,  
    
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Happy Birthday to....

No.
Happy Birthday to....

No.


Grumpy Cat (theme),  Happy Birthday Jokes,  Meme Cat,  Birthday,  
    
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I want to wish you an extremely early happy birthday, so I can get back to thinking about myself!

Funny Birthday Wishes,  Selfish Jokes,  Best Birthday Jokes,  
    
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I can't think of anything 

That I want for my birthday
I can't think of anything

That I want for my birthday


First World Problems,  Birthday Jokes,  Meme Funny,  Whining Jokes,  
    
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i'm happy on your birthday

because you are one year closer to death
i'm happy on your birthday

because you are one year closer to death


Funny Birthday Thoughts,  Death Jokes,  Funny Grumpy Cat,  
    
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Really...

You shouldn't have
Really...

You shouldn't have


Funny Dog Memes,  Birthday Humor,  Birthday Jokes,  
    
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i'm so happy your parents were irresponsible with contraceptives.

happy birthday!
i'm so happy your parents were irresponsible with contraceptives.

happy birthday!


Birth Control Jokes,  Funny Birthday Wishes For Best Friend,  Funny Birthday Jokes  
    
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Happy birthday to someone who will now automatically be charged as an adult.
Happy birthday to someone who will now automatically be charged as an adult.

Ecard,  Free Funny Birthday Ecards,  18th Birthday Jokes,  
    
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Birthdays then:

Look at all these presents!

Birthdays now:

Look at all these notifications...
Birthdays then:

Look at all these presents!

Birthdays now:

Look at all these notifications...


Funny Birthday Jokes,  Joke Gifts,  History Jokes,  Birthday Puns,  
    
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