Bad Blonde Jokes

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An 'Areoplane Blonde' is one who has bleached her hair but still has a 'black box'.

Rude Blonde Jokes,  Offensive Blonde Jokes,  Short Funny Blonde Jokes,  Funny Short Blonde Jokes,  

An airplane girl is a blonde who has a black box

Airplane Jokes,  Flying Jokes,  Funny Blond Jokes,  

One day 2 blondes walked into a tanning salon. One blonde said, " A tan for 2 please!"

The cashier said, " Ok," filled out a form for them and asked, "are you two sisters?"

They chuckled and replied, " No, we aren't even Catholic."

Hilarious Sister Jokes,  Funny Nun Jokes,  Dumb Blondes Jokes,  Stupid Blonde Jokes,  

Q. What's a blondes favorite nursery rhyme?

A. Humpme Dumpme

Funny Nursery Rhymes,  Nasty Blonde Humor,  Adult Blonde Jokes  

Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a 747?

A. Not everyone has been in a 747?

Stupid Blondes Jokes,  Dumb Blond Jokes,  Blonde One Liners  

Q. Why do blondes have bruised belly buttons?

A. Because they have blond boyfriends

Blonde Men Jokes,  Blonde Guy Jokes,  

Q. What do you call a blonde in the closet?

A. The 1984 hide and go seek champion.

Stupid Blonde Jokes,  Offensive Blonde Jokes,  Best Blonde Joke Ever  

Q. What's the difference between a group of blondes and a good magician?

A. The magician has a cunning array of stunts.

Magic Puns,  Really Funny Blonde Jokes,  

Q. What does a blonde and a turtle have in common?

A. Get'em on their back and their both fucked.

Adult Blonde Jokes,  

Q. Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?

A. So she can have a doggie bag for later.

Condom Puns,  Good Dumb Blonde Jokes,  Best Blonde Joke,  

Q. What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg?

A. Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money.


give it to me straight...

w bad is it?!?
give it to me straight...

w bad is it?!?

Barbie Doll Jokes,  Barbie And Ken Jokes,  

How do you get a blonde to laugh at a joke on Saturday?

Tell it to her on Tuesday.

Saturday Jokes,  Funny Blonde Jokes One Liners,  Offensive Blonde Jokes,  

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth.

Best Blonde Joke Ever,  Stupid Blonde Jokes,  Funny Blonde Jokes One Liners,  

What do you call the space between Pamela Anderson's breasts?

Silicon Valley.

Television Jokes,  Adult Blonde Jokes,  

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