Bad Cat Jokes

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I think my cat's been hired to kill me
I think my cat's been hired to kill me

Memes,  Killer Jokes,  
    
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if this cat told me to murder someone i would
if this cat told me to murder someone i would

Memes,  Jokes About Cats,  Murder Jokes,  
    
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''What do you mean I've got fleas? I want a second opinion!''
''What do you mean I've got fleas? I want a second opinion!''

Flea Jokes,  Funny Veterinarian Jokes,  
    
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I asked if he had kicked his catnip addiction He smacked me in the face and stole my box
I asked if he had kicked his catnip addiction

He smacked me in the face and stole my box

Memes,  Lame Joke,  Super Cheesy Jokes,  
    
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Mike soon regretted The day he swallowed a magnet.
Mike soon regretted

The day he swallowed a magnet.

Memes,  Mike Meme,  Magnet Jokes,  
    
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Nope, no cat here Please continue pooping
Nope, no cat here

Please continue pooping

Funny Pictures,  Funny Cat Pics,  Funny Cat Joke,  
    
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And just what the heck am I supposed to do with these? I requested minions of darkness, and you send fluffy jellybeans.
And just what the heck am I supposed to do with these?

I requested minions of darkness, and you send fluffy jellybeans.

Funny Animals Images,  Funny Animals With Funny Sayings,  
    
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Cat Vs Deer

Mean Cat Gif,  Fighting Jokes,  Scared Gif,  
    
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Leave me alone all day without food aye? Try all night without your Facebook ha!
Leave me alone all day without food aye?

Try all night without your Facebook ha!

Funny Cat Pictures With Captions,  Funny Jokes About Facebook  
    
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why? because you that's why
why?

because you that's why

Toilet Paper Jokes  
    
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I played angry birds Before they were angry
I played angry birds

Before they were angry

Angry Birds Jokes,  Cat Memes (theme),  
    
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I said stop playing with me.

Mean Cat Gif,  Cat Gifs,  
    
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If you hadn't declawed me, I'd be able to scratch through those ropes. Pity.
If you hadn't declawed me, I'd be able to scratch through those ropes. Pity.

Funny Cat Quotes,  Funny Comic Images,  
    
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The reason why I can't have nice things.
The reason why I can't have nice things.

Funny Cat Photos,  Funny Pet Images,  Furniture Jokes,  
    
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i played ring around the rosie once... turned everyone to ashes
i played ring around the rosie once...

turned everyone to ashes

Fire Puns,  Funny Evil Quotes,  Grumpy Cat (theme)  
    
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