Bad Chat Up Lines

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"Hey I thought chocolate melted in hot water? Hahaha I'm just kidding I'm Gary and you are?"
"Hey I thought chocolate melted in hot water? Hahaha I'm just kidding I'm Gary and you are?"

Memes,  Lame Pick Up Lines,  Super Corny Jokes,  
    
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Guy: You remind me of my Chase freedom unlimited card

Girl: Why?

Guy: Because my interest is pretty low
Guy: You remind me of my Chase freedom unlimited card

Girl: Why?

Guy: Because my interest is pretty low


Memes,  Credit Card Jokes,  Best Roasting Jokes,  
    
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hey girl,  are you a fire detector?

'cause you are really ing loud and annoying
hey girl, are you a fire detector?

'cause you are really ing loud and annoying


Memes,  Bad Pick Up Lines,  
    
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Did u fall from the sky cause u look like a dead bird
Did u fall from the sky cause u look like a dead bird

Funny Jokes,  Worst Chat Up Lines,  Wtf Jokes,  
    
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sup, baby!

wanna fox? or nah?
sup, baby!

wanna fox? or nah?


Stoned Fox (theme),  Fox Puns,  Lame Pick Up Lines,  
    
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Commencing explosive containment procedures, why?

Because you are the bomb.


Terrible Chat Up Lines,  Worst Chat Up Lines  
    
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Your lips say 0 but your eyes say 1.

Terrible Chat Up Lines,  Worst Chat Up Lines Ever,  Nerd Chat Up Lines  
    
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I'd eat poison berries for you.

Terrible Chat Up Lines,  New Chat Up Lines  
    
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There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Medusa Barbie ...Barbie with snakes for hair

Barbie Doll Jokes,  Toy Jokes,  Greek Mythology Jokes  
    
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There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Steamroller Barbie ...doll squashed flat

Barbie Doll Jokes,  Toy Jokes,  
    
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There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Marie Antionette Barbie ...with removable head; guillotine included

Stupid Chat Up Lines,  Toy Jokes  
    
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Just shit in my pants...Can I get in yours?


Sick Chat Up Lines,  Stupid Chat Up Lines  
    
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I have glamour shots of my balls.

Bad Pick Up Lines,  Worst Pick Up Lines  
    
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I'm drowning in the sun and need mouth to mouth now!

Cheesy Pick Up Lines,  Lame Chat Up Lines,  
    
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Honey, your dad doesn't have a penis.

He's got a paintbrush!


Stupid Pick Up Lines,  Worst Pick Up Lines,  
    
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