Bad Christmas Jokes

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christmas is 364 days away and people already have their in decorations up
christmas is 364 days away and people already have their in decorations up

Memes,  Corny Christmas Jokes,  Cheesy Christmas Jokes,  
    
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if the stocking is a rocking don't come a knocking..
if the stocking is a rocking don't come a knocking..

Memes,  Funny Elf On The Shelf,  
    
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this is me for christmas

you aint getting sh*t

you aint getting sh*t

nobodies gettin sh*t!!!!!
this is me for christmas

you aint getting sh*t

you aint getting sh*t

nobodies gettin sh*t!!!!!


Memes,  Oprah Meme,  Funny Oprah Winfrey Jokes,  
    
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my parents told me that santa claus doesn't exist

now it's something they have in common
my parents told me that santa claus doesn't exist

now it's something they have in common


Memes,  Santa Claus Meme,  
    
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looking for your christmas present?

here it is enjoy!!
looking for your christmas present?

here it is enjoy!!


Memes,  Funny Christmas Presents,  
    
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promote teamwork

start an orgy at the christmas party
promote teamwork

start an orgy at the christmas party


Memes,  Christmas Party Jokes,  
    
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What do elves get for Christmas

Nothing, elves dont exist
What do elves get for Christmas

Nothing, elves dont exist


Memes,  Anti Christmas Jokes,  Elf Jokes,  
    
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What did the blind, deff, must girl with no arms and no longs get for Christmas?

Cancer...
What did the blind, deff, must girl with no arms and no longs get for Christmas?

Cancer...


Memes,  Anti Joke Chicken (theme),  Cancer Jokes,  
    
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what did the kid with cancer get for christmas?

nothing, he was dead by thanksgiving
what did the kid with cancer get for christmas?

nothing, he was dead by thanksgiving


Memes,  Mean Christmas Jokes,  Anti Christmas Jokes,  
    
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All I want for Christmas is...

Chloroform
All I want for Christmas is...

Chloroform


Memes,  
    
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Last Christmas I gave you my heart, but the very next day

Your body rejected the transplant and I died
Last Christmas I gave you my heart, but the very next day

Your body rejected the transplant and I died


Memes,  Anti Christmas Jokes,  
    
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I spent Christmas feeding the homeless

To wolves
I spent Christmas feeding the homeless

To wolves


Memes,  Lame Christmas Jokes,  
    
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i don't always get drunk on christmas eve

but when i do, it makes my mom cry
i don't always get drunk on christmas eve

but when i do, it makes my mom cry


Memes,  Alcoholic Jokes,  Christmas Eve Jokes,  
    
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The Grinch

Burn all the Xmas trees
The Grinch

Burn all the Xmas trees


Memes,  Anti Christmas Jokes,  Hyperbole And A Half Meme (theme),  
    
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We wish you a Merry Christmas. We wish you a Merry Christmas. We wish you a Merry Christmas and

Happy birthday to you
We wish you a Merry Christmas. We wish you a Merry Christmas. We wish you a Merry Christmas and

Happy birthday to you


Memes,  Christmas Carol Jokes,  Stupid Christmas Jokes,  
    
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