Bad Doctor Jokes

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Doctor: It looks like you're pregnant 

Woman I'm pregnant?

Doctor: No it just looks lie you are
Doctor: It looks like you're pregnant

Woman I'm pregnant?

Doctor: No it just looks lie you are


Memes,  Funny Pregnancy Sayings,  
    
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Doc: I .. I don't know how to say this..

Woman: What?

Doc: Canker.. canser? Idk I've never seen that word before
Doc: I .. I don't know how to say this..

Woman: What?

Doc: Canker.. canser? Idk I've never seen that word before


Memes,  Patient Jokes,  
    
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doctor: well  see a charmander

woman: what? you can't be playing that game right now

doctor: oh please, i'm not the only person in this room catching
doctor: well see a charmander

woman: what? you can't be playing that game right now

doctor: oh please, i'm not the only person in this room catching


Memes,  Pokemon Go Meme,  
    
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Doc: I have some good news

Guy: What is it?

Doc: You're dying

Guy: What? I won't wanna die?

Doc: Really" People in memes usually do
Doc: I have some good news

Guy: What is it?

Doc: You're dying

Guy: What? I won't wanna die?

Doc: Really" People in memes usually do


Memes,  Funny Death Quotes,  
    
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doctor: are you sexually active?

patient: i've seen this meme format like 30 times

doctor: just answer the ing question
doctor: are you sexually active?

patient: i've seen this meme format like 30 times

doctor: just answer the ing question


Memes,  Hospital Meme,  Memes Jokes,  
    
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*one month after pokemon go*

doctor: do you exercise?

me: i play pokemon go.

doctor: *writes on notepad* "fit af"
*one month after pokemon go*

doctor: do you exercise?

me: i play pokemon go.

doctor: *writes on notepad* "fit af"


Memes,  Funny Fitness Sayings,  
    
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Doc: Everyone who's gonna be 11 years old raise their hand

Girl: *starts raising hand*

Doc: *pushes hand down* not a chance
Doc: Everyone who's gonna be 11 years old raise their hand

Girl: *starts raising hand*

Doc: *pushes hand down* not a chance


Memes,  Jokes About Children,  
    
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mom: well it's my son.. he vapes

doctor: ok, well i'll prescribe you the maximum amount

mom: my goodness.. could this be enough to kill him?

doctor: pefully
mom: well it's my son.. he vapes

doctor: ok, well i'll prescribe you the maximum amount

mom: my goodness.. could this be enough to kill him?

doctor: pefully


Memes,  Vape Memes,  
    
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doc: under "sex" you put "only raw"...

guy: you already know fam

doctor: hahah

guy: hahah

doctor: you have chlamydia
doc: under "sex" you put "only raw"...

guy: you already know fam

doctor: hahah

guy: hahah

doctor: you have chlamydia


Memes,  Std Memes,  
    
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doc: sexually active? 

guy: no

doc: drug use?

guy: no

doc: lol, what the  you do all day?
doc: sexually active?

guy: no

doc: drug use?

guy: no

doc: lol, what the you do all day?


Memes,  Insulting Jokes,  
    
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"Sorry Sarah, I can't treat you today. I'm a family doctor and you're an orphan"
"Sorry Sarah, I can't treat you today. I'm a family doctor and you're an orphan"

Memes,  Orphan Jokes,  
    
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'We can't just ignore it. At the very least, let me touch it up in Photoshop.'
'We can't just ignore it. At the very least, let me touch it up in Photoshop.'

X Ray Jokes,  Photoshop Jokes,  
    
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''I think I see what the problem is, but I'll send you down for some X-rays just to make sure.''
''I think I see what the problem is, but I'll send you down for some X-rays just to make sure.''

X Ray Jokes,  Funny Doctor Quotes,  
    
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''We have two options. I can open you up again or I can report the watch stolen and split the insurance money with you.''
''We have two options. I can open you up again or I can report the watch stolen and split the insurance money with you.''

X Ray Jokes,  Medical Joke,  
    
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''Let's see now, say, do you mind if I keep your x-ray for a book I'm writing on fatal diseases?''
''Let's see now, say, do you mind if I keep your x-ray for a book I'm writing on fatal diseases?''

X Ray Jokes,  Funny Medical Jokes,  Medical Jokes,  
    
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