Bad Father Jokes

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dad: that's a family of swallows up there.

girl: where's the mommy swallow?

dad: i havn't seen mommy swallow since before u were alive
dad: that's a family of swallows up there.

girl: where's the mommy swallow?

dad: i havn't seen mommy swallow since before u were alive


Memes,  Perverted Jokes,  
    
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"you sending your dad a father's day present?" "that depends..." 

"on what?" 
"does fedex deliver to  now?"
"you sending your dad a father's day present?" "that depends..."

"on what?"
"does fedex deliver to now?"


Dead Beat Dad Jokes,  Fathers Day Ecards,  
    
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"our father didn't do anything"

you tught
"our father didn't do anything"

you tught


To Kill A Mockingbird Jokes,  Inside Jokes,  
    
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I think Jesus is black. Becaus he's our father and still hasn't come back yer.
I think Jesus is black. Becaus he's our father and still hasn't come back yer.

Jesus Jokes Offensive,  Funny Jesus Jokes,  Offensive Black Jokes,  
    
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me as a father "you get any  yet?"
me as a father "you get any yet?"

Memes,  
    
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wadddup dad, been locked up 9  months and now im out you wont even hug me bruh.
wadddup dad, been locked up 9 months and now im out you wont even hug me bruh.

Memes,  Funny Baby Quotes,  Hahahaha,  
    
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when i feel guilty 4 being away from my kids so much, i think "at least i never chased them w/ an ax" & i feel better
when i feel guilty 4 being away from my kids so much, i think "at least i never chased them w/ an ax" & i feel better

Memes,  Movie Memes,  
    
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tyrone can you spell "father"?
tyrone can you spell "father"?

Memes,  Extremely Funny Racist Jokes,  
    
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Started a game of hide and seek with my Dad 20 years ago haha he's the best where are you man
Started a game of hide and seek with my Dad 20 years ago haha he's the best where are you man

Funny Jokes,  Deadbeat Dad Jokes,  
    
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Stop giving Deadbeat Dads new babies
Stop giving Deadbeat Dads new babies

Funny Quotes,  Deadbeat Dad Jokes,  
    
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father of the year goes to this ratchet dad encouraging his daughter to fight.

Ratchet dads be like
father of the year goes to this ratchet dad encouraging his daughter to fight.

Funny Videos,  Ratchet People,  Meme Videos,  
    
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When yo Dad come back after 18 years saying "damn that line at Walmart was no joke"
When yo Dad come back after 18 years saying "damn that line at Walmart was no joke"

Memes,  Child Support Jokes,  Deadbeat Dad Jokes,  
    
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Deadbeat dad

Starter kit
Deadbeat dad

Starter kit


Memes,  Dead Beat Dad Jokes,  Starter Kit Meme,  
    
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He's your son Forrest

So I just started running
He's your son Forrest

So I just started running


Memes,  Dead Beat Dad Jokes,  Fatherhood Jokes,  
    
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Lifetime presents:

True story of my Daddy
Lifetime presents:

True story of my Daddy


Memes,  Black Stereotypes,  Lifetime Jokes,  
    
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