Bad Husband Jokes

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when you finish raw dogging your side chick then text your wife "i'll never do anything to hurt you"
when you finish raw dogging your side chick then text your wife "i'll never do anything to hurt you"

Memes,  Cheating Meme,  
    
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because no woman suld decide to vacuum when the game is on


Violence Jokes,  Abuse Jokes,  
    
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When you just finished cheating and your wife uploads 40 snaps of her, your kids, and dinner being made
When you just finished cheating and your wife uploads 40 snaps of her, your kids, and dinner being made

Memes,  Fail Funny,  Cheating Humor,  
    
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when you gotta  off your wedding ring cause you see a bad  walking up to you
when you gotta off your wedding ring cause you see a bad walking up to you

Memes,  Hell Nah,  Cheating Jokes,  
    
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you're out with your girlfriend & you bump into your wife's friends
you're out with your girlfriend & you bump into your wife's friends

Memes,  Cheating Meme,  Hahaha,  
    
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My wife was so sick this morning....

That I had to carry her to the kitchen to make my breakfast.
My wife was so sick this morning....

That I had to carry her to the kitchen to make my breakfast.


Memes,  Dead Azz Wrong,  Woman In The Kitchen Jokes,  
    
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The "I shout at my wife in public" starter pack
The "I shout at my wife in public" starter pack

Memes,  Starter Pack Meme,  Man And Wife Jokes,  
    
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A Gujarati bhai spent the night in his secretary's apartment.
He woke up at three in the morning.

"My God!" he shouted, "My wife is going to kill me!"

Unsure of how he would explain it, he ran to the nearest pay phone and called his wife.

"Muna ni ba", he began, "Don't pay the ransom. I escaped!"


Funny Cheating,  Gujarati Jokes,  Cheating Jokes  
    
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i go out of my way to be nice and do things for others, so i can keep them believing i'm a nice guy.

then i can cheat on my wife and blame it all on her!
i go out of my way to be nice and do things for others, so i can keep them believing i'm a nice guy.

then i can cheat on my wife and blame it all on her!


Funny Ecards,  Cheating Ecards,  Dry Humor,  
    
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my wife insisted i put it together even tugh the baby is way too young to use it. it's been 3 days and she still hasn't noticed...
my wife insisted i put it together even tugh the baby is way too young to use it. it's been 3 days and she still hasn't noticed...

Meme,  Parent Fail,  
    
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My wife is getting hen-pecked.

I keep her locked in the chicken coup


Wife Humor,  Husband And Wife Jokes  
    
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can't figure out w to work new smartpne?

beat wife
can't figure out w to work new smartpne?

beat wife


Smartphone Memes,  Wife Abuse Jokes  
    
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Husbands are like fires...they go out when left unattended.

Wife And Husband Humor,  Marriage Puns  
    
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When wife complains too much about no magic in marriage, husband will disappear.

Complaining Jokes,  Magic Puns,  Funny Husband Jokes,  
    
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"i didn't really want the use, but my husband fell in love with the view."
"i didn't really want the use, but my husband fell in love with the view."

Adult Puns,  Mountain Jokes  
    
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