Bad Hygiene Jokes

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When you're front row at a Post Malone concert
When you're front row at a Post Malone concert

Memes,  Concert Jokes,  
    
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How many days in a row can I use dry shampoo? (Asking for a friend)
How many days in a row can I use dry shampoo? (Asking for a friend)

Memes,  Shampoo Jokes,  Bathing Jokes,  
    
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Me hiding out in the bathroom at work judging people who don't wash their hands
Me hiding out in the bathroom at work judging people who don't wash their hands

Memes,  Bathroom Humor,  
    
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*Starts slacking in face routine* *Sees pimple*
*Starts slacking in face routine*
*Sees pimple*

Memes,  Pimple Jokes,  
    
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*stabs your gums* Dentist: "You're bleeding because you don't floss"
*stabs your gums*

Dentist: "You're bleeding because you don't floss"

Memes,  Dentist Jokes,  Pajama Kid Meme,  
    
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This how dudes in middle school used to treat Axe smh
This how dudes in middle school used to treat Axe smh

Memes,  Body Odor Jokes,  
    
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me: she's coming over, i suld swer n shave. also me: she gon suck whatever u pull out dem boxers. sink wash ur meat
me: she's coming over, i suld swer n shave.

also me: she gon suck whatever u pull out dem boxers. sink wash ur meat

Memes,  Evil Kermit Meme,  
    
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oh, you wanted to wash your hands for more than 4 seconds? well that's just too ing bad.
oh, you wanted to wash your hands for more than 4 seconds? well that's just too ing bad.

Memes,  Bathroom Jokes,  
    
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when she leans her back against yo chest, slides her drawls down slowly & the wle room start to smell like a warm turtle tank.
when she leans her back against yo chest, slides her drawls down slowly & the wle room start to smell like a warm turtle tank.

Memes,  Smell Jokes,  
    
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Boss: Did you wash your hands? Me: No, but it's Taco Bell So won't they get diarrhea either way? Boss: Oh good point
Boss: Did you wash your hands?

Me: No, but it's Taco Bell So won't they get diarrhea either way?

Boss: Oh good point

Memes,  Taco Bell Humor,  
    
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when you bout to get some but your a lil tart so you listen for footsteps b4 u use his lil sister rag
when you bout to get some but your a lil tart so you listen for footsteps b4 u use his lil sister rag

Memes,  Towel Jokes,  
    
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When you forgot to put on Deodorant and someone ask who musty
When you forgot to put on Deodorant and someone ask who musty

Memes,  Body Odor Jokes,  Mr Krabs Meme,  
    
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When you in the nail salon and the Chinese ladies chatting and you know they talking about your corns
When you in the nail salon and the Chinese ladies chatting and you know they talking about your corns

Memes,  Skai Jackson Meme,  Ugly Feet Jokes,  
    
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When Italian men shower, Do they use soap or shampoo?
When Italian men shower,

Do they use soap or shampoo?

Shampoo Jokes,  Racist Italian Jokes,  
    
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Wearing white Reminds me what color my teeth aren't
Wearing white

Reminds me what color my teeth aren't

Dirty Teeth Jokes,  Yellow Teeth Jokes,  
    
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