Bad Johnny Jokes

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Mom took Little Johnny to the doctor for lacerations on his penis.

Doctor: "How did such a thing happen?"

Johnny: "It's that damn neighbor girl, Susie. Her braces are too darned sharp."

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Little Sally comes home from school one day and says to her mom, "Mommy, mommy, you won't believe it! Little Johnny pulled out his pee-pee in class today! It was like a peanut."

The mom replies, "Oh, it was small?"

Little Sally says, "No, it was salty."

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A boy sitting on Santas lap and Santa puts his finger on the boys nose and says "I bet your name is (spells out ) J I m m y ?"

The little boys eyes light up and Santa puts his finger on the boys nose again and says " I bet you want a (spelled out ) b I k e ?"

Little Jimmys eyes light up and he asks "How'd you know that ?"

Santa replied "Because I'm Santa I know everything".

Little Jimmy gets a funny look in his eye and says "I bet you like (spells out ) g I r l s ?"

Santa says "Yes, how'd you know that ?" The boy says " Because your finger smells like P U S S Y!"

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Little Johnny is sitting, being his cool self in the local park. Along comes Suzi chomping on her piece of gum. "Hey Johnny, wanna play doctor?"

Johnny lets out a puff of smoke, "Nah, that's too old fashioned."

Johnny takes another drag, "Spit out your gum, I wanna play PRESIDENT!"

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Little Johnny goes to school one day and the teacher has a brown paper bag.

She reaches her hand in it and says "It's round, it's got a stem, and it's got a leaf."

Little Johnny raises his hand and says, "It's an apple, it's an apple."

Then he says, "Now let me give you one."

He reaches his hand in his pocket and says,"It's round, it's hard , and it's got a head."

The teacher says "Ohh Johnny that's gross!"

Little Johnny says, "No it's a quarter, but I like the way you're thinking."

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