Bad Knock Knock Jokes

 – 52 total
Will you remember me in a year?

Yes.

Will you remember me in a month?

Yes.

Will you remember me in a week?

Yes.

Knock knock.

Whos there?

"See. You forgot me already."
Will you remember me in a year?

Yes.

Will you remember me in a month?

Yes.

Will you remember me in a week?

Yes.

Knock knock.

Whos there?

"See. You forgot me already."


Funny Jokes,  Memory Jokes,  
    
86%

Sponsored Ad
Knock knock.

Whos there?

Cows go.

Cows go who?

"No, silly. Cows go moo."
Knock knock.

Whos there?

Cows go.

Cows go who?

"No, silly. Cows go moo."


Funny Jokes,  Cow Jokes,  
    
0%

Knock, knock.

Whos there?

King Tut.

King Tut who?

King Tut-key fried chicken!
Knock, knock.

Whos there?

King Tut.

King Tut who?

King Tut-key fried chicken!


Funny Jokes,  Kfc Jokes,  
    
0%

Knock knock.

Whos there?

Al.

Al who?

"Al give you a kiss if you open this door."
Knock knock.

Whos there?

Al.

Al who?

"Al give you a kiss if you open this door."


Funny Jokes,  Name Puns,  
    
0%

Knock, knock.

Whos there?

Etch.

Etch who?

Bless you!
Knock, knock.

Whos there?

Etch.

Etch who?

Bless you!


Funny Jokes,  Sneezing Jokes,  
    
0%

Knock knock.

Whos there?

A broken pencil.

A broken pencil who?

"Never mind. It's pointless."
Knock knock.

Whos there?

A broken pencil.

A broken pencil who?

"Never mind. It's pointless."


Funny Jokes,  Pencil Jokes,  
    
0%

Knock knock.

Whos there?

Nana.

Nana who?

"Nanna your business."
Knock knock.

Whos there?

Nana.

Nana who?

"Nanna your business."


Funny Jokes,  Grandma Jokes,  Cheesy Knock Knock Jokes,  
    
0%

Sponsored Ad
Knock-knock 

Who's there? 

Doris 

Doris who? 

Doris locked that's why I'm knocking
Knock-knock

Who's there?

Doris

Doris who?

Doris locked that's why I'm knocking


Funny Jokes,  Door Jokes,  
    
0%

Knock, knock.

Whos there?

Lettuce.

Lettuce who?

Lettuce in its cold out here.
Knock, knock.

Whos there?

Lettuce.

Lettuce who?

Lettuce in its cold out here.


Funny Jokes,  Vegetable Puns,  
    
0%

Knock knock.

Whos there?

Amos.

Amos who?

"A mosquito."
Knock knock.

Whos there?

Amos.

Amos who?

"A mosquito."


Funny Jokes,  Mosquito Jokes,  
    
0%

Knock knock

Whos there?

Cash

Cash who?

No thanks, but Ill take a peanut if you have one.
Knock knock

Whos there?

Cash

Cash who?

No thanks, but Ill take a peanut if you have one.


Funny Jokes,  Peanut Jokes,  
    
100%

Knock, knock.

Whos there?

Two knee.

Two knee who?

Two-knee fish!
Knock, knock.

Whos there?

Two knee.

Two knee who?

Two-knee fish!


Funny Jokes,  Tuna Fish Jokes,  Fish Pun,  
    
0%

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Owls!

Owls who?

That's right owls hoo..
Knock knock!

Who's there?

Owls!

Owls who?

That's right owls hoo..


Funny Jokes,  Owl Jokes,  
    
0%

Knock knock?

Whos there?

Sexy!

Sexy who?

Sexy Lady, OP OP OP OPPA GANGNAM STYLE
Knock knock?

Whos there?

Sexy!

Sexy who?

Sexy Lady, OP OP OP OPPA GANGNAM STYLE


Funny Jokes,  Music Jokes,  Song Jokes,  
    
0%

 Knock knock.

Whos there?

Mikey.

Mikey who?

"Mikey doesn't fit in the keyhole."
Knock knock.

Whos there?

Mikey.

Mikey who?

"Mikey doesn't fit in the keyhole."


Funny Jokes,  Name Puns,  
    
0%




page
1
Hashtag your funny pics with #kappit to be featured!