Bad Marriage Jokes

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"This could be us but you won't let me ruin your marriage."
"This could be us but you won't let me ruin your marriage."

Memes,  Funny Divorce Sayings,  
    
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Happy 40th birthday. Hopefully your husband won't trade you in for two 20 year olds like mine did.
Happy 40th birthday. Hopefully your husband won't trade you in for two 20 year olds like mine did.

Happy 40th Birthday Jokes,  Best Husband Jokes,  Free Funny Ecards,  
    
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- Your mom and I were happy for 25 years!

- And then what happened?

- Then, we met...
- Your mom and I were happy for 25 years!

- And then what happened?

- Then, we met...


Memes,  Divorce Memes,  
    
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I believe in arranged marriages, but only between attractive people.
I believe in arranged marriages, but only between attractive people.

Arranged Marriage Jokes,  Marriage Joke,  
    
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marriage for love versus arranged marriage is like asking if you prefer suicide, or being murdered.
marriage for love versus arranged marriage is like asking if you prefer suicide, or being murdered.

Arranged Marriage Jokes,  Hilarious Marriage Jokes,  
    
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Just married for tax purposes
Just married for tax purposes

Hilarious Marriage Jokes,  Short Marriage Jokes,  
    
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darling, please p me the hair dryer
darling, please p me the hair dryer

Gun Humor,  Funny Comic Cartoons,  Gun Jokes,  
    
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Me: My hair is healthier than your marriage

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Memes,  Nappy Hair Jokes,  
    
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i finally met someone w makes me want to get up in the morning

after being married 10 years
i finally met someone w makes me want to get up in the morning

after being married 10 years


Memes,  Confession Bear (theme),  Confession Bear Meme,  
    
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Tel my husband I love him...

No, not that one... nope, not that one either...
Tel my husband I love him...

No, not that one... nope, not that one either...


Memes,  Kim Davis Meme,  
    
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Kim Davis: Won't let him get married

Kim Davis has been married 4 times
Kim Davis: Won't let him get married

Kim Davis has been married 4 times


Memes,  Kim Davis Meme,  
    
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Will you get me out of the barracks...

And accept my BHA and Tricare?
Will you get me out of the barracks...

And accept my BHA and Tricare?


Memes,  Soldier Jokes,  
    
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I asked my wife what she wanted for her birthday. When she said she wanted a divorce, I told her I wasn't planning on spending that much money.
I asked my wife what she wanted for her birthday. When she said she wanted a divorce, I told her I wasn't planning on spending that much money.

Funny Jokes,  Funny Wife Jokes,  Wife Humor,  
    
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Do you know the difference between having a new husband and a dog? ...After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
Do you know the difference between having a new husband and a dog? ...After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

Memes,  New Husband Jokes,  Wife And Husband Jokes,  
    
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He supports gay marriage

Hoping one day, people will be allowed to marry themselves
He supports gay marriage

Hoping one day, people will be allowed to marry themselves


Memes,  Richard Dawkins Meme,  Gay Marriage Jokes,  
    
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