Bad Pick Up Lines

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him: are you a dog? cus i'd like to go out with you

her: are you a cat? cus you look like a
him: are you a dog? cus i'd like to go out with you

her: are you a cat? cus you look like a


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him: you know what my favorite kind of pizza is?

her: no what?

jim: pizza dat
him: you know what my favorite kind of pizza is?

her: no what?

jim: pizza dat


Memes,  Pizza Puns,  
    
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hey girl,  are you a fire detector?

'cause you are really ing loud and annoying
hey girl, are you a fire detector?

'cause you are really ing loud and annoying


Memes,  Bad Chat Up Lines,  
    
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So listen, uh I was wonderin'

Can I ha yo numba?
So listen, uh I was wonderin'

Can I ha yo numba?


Memes,  Lame Chat Up Lines,  
    
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the word of the day is legs

lets go back to my place and spread the word
the word of the day is legs

lets go back to my place and spread the word


Memes,  Terrible Chat Up Lines,  
    
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drinks on me if the  free
drinks on me if the free

Memes,  Tasteless Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Why don't you remove those barriers to imports? It will ease my inflation and the benefits will trickle down.

Worst Chat Up Lines,  Terrible Chat Up Lines  
    
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I'll show you my tan lines if you show me yours.

Worst Chat Up Lines,  Lame Chat Up Lines  
    
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I have glamour shots of my balls.

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You know, its not the length of the vector that counts its how you apply the force.

Worst Chat Up Lines Ever,  English Pick Up Lines  
    
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My dear, did you just fall from heaven?

Because your hair looks really messed up
My dear, did you just fall from heaven?

Because your hair looks really messed up


Simpsons Jokes,  Funny Makeup Jokes,  Makeup Fail,  
    
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Is Marx's tomb a communist plot? 

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When I say 'bitch', I mean it as a compliment!

Bad One Liners,  Stupid Pick Up Lines  
    
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Hey Gorgeous, can I buy you a liver treat?

Retarded Pick Up Lines,  Stupid Pick Up Lines  
    
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Come on, don't make me beg!

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