Bad Pun Dog

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You shouldn't joke about Beryllium 

It can Be dangerous
You shouldn't joke about Beryllium

It can Be dangerous


Beryllium Jokes,  Dangerous Jokes,  
    
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Why did the Mexican take xanax?

For hispanic attacks
Why did the Mexican take xanax?

For hispanic attacks


Memes,  Drug Jokes,  
    
50%

Kim, did you hear the joke about amnesia? 

I forgot how it goes!!!
Kim, did you hear the joke about amnesia?

I forgot how it goes!!!


Amnesia Jokes,  Funny Bad Jokes,  
    
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What does an egg say when it's turnt?

-"Omelette"
What does an egg say when it's turnt?

-"Omelette"


Memes,  Funny Egg Jokes,  Food Humor,  
    
100%

My friend asked me how much Nobelium and Neon I had

I said

"NoNe!"
My friend asked me how much Nobelium and Neon I had

I said

"NoNe!"


Neon Jokes,  Chemistry Jokes For Kids,  
    
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One day the viking Rudolph The Red said "It's going to rain" 

His wife said "How do you know?" 

He answered "Because Rudolph The Red knows rain, dear"
One day the viking Rudolph The Red said "It's going to rain"

His wife said "How do you know?"

He answered "Because Rudolph The Red knows rain, dear"


Reindeer Jokes For Christmas,  Viking Jokes,  
    
100%

I have a joke about unemployed people

But they don't work
I have a joke about unemployed people

But they don't work


Unemployment Jokes,  Unemployed Jokes,  Pun Dog (theme),  
    
100%

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Chuck Norris played rock paper sissors with a desert

The desert chose rock he chose sissors

Then the Grand Canyon was made
Chuck Norris played rock paper sissors with a desert

The desert chose rock he chose sissors

Then the Grand Canyon was made


Corny Joke List,  Chuck Norris Joke List,  
    
100%

Where does the Grand Canyon like to shop?

At the Gap!
Where does the Grand Canyon like to shop?

At the Gap!


Grand Canyon Jokes,  Shopping Jokes,  
    
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Did you hear about the X-ray specialist who married one of his patients?

Everybody wondered what he saw in her...
Did you hear about the X-ray specialist who married one of his patients?

Everybody wondered what he saw in her...


X Ray Jokes,  Clever Humor,  Marriage Humor Jokes,  
    
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What would it be if they ran

A marathon in the infield at the Daytona 500?

Race mixing!!!
What would it be if they ran

A marathon in the infield at the Daytona 500?

Race mixing!!!


Daytona 500 Meme,  Motor Racing Jokes,  
    
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I was going to become a full time plumber

But I just couldnt take the plunge.
I was going to become a full time plumber

But I just couldnt take the plunge.


Plumbing Puns,  Plumber Jokes,  
    
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Never play poker with the worlds fastest animal...

'Cause he's a cheetah!
Never play poker with the worlds fastest animal...

'Cause he's a cheetah!


Poker Puns,  Pun Dog (theme),  
    
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w would you know if lady gage was dead?

just p-p-poke her face
w would you know if lady gage was dead?

just p-p-poke her face


Lady Gaga Meme,  Pun Dog (theme),  
    
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What is green and has wheels?

Grass. I lied about the wheels.
What is green and has wheels?

Grass. I lied about the wheels.


Wheel Jokes,  Really Bad Jokes,  Grass Jokes,  
    
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