Bad Women Jokes

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The female Praying Mantis devour the male within minutes of mating... While the female human prefers to stretch it out over a lifetime.
The female Praying Mantis devour the male within minutes of mating...

While the female human prefers to stretch it out over a lifetime.

Funny Facts,  Woman Bashing Jokes,  Insect Jokes,  
    
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a lot of people mis-use the word "chivalry" i looked up the code of chivalry. there's only one part in there about respecting women. the rest of it is medieval battle etiquette. a week ago i didn't ld the door open for a lady and she said "i guess chivalrys dead." so i challenged her to physical combat. turns out i'm the better jouster. chivalry is alive. but that woman is dead
a lot of people mis-use the word "chivalry"

i looked up the code of chivalry.

there's only one part in there about respecting women.

the rest of it is medieval battle etiquette.

a week ago i didn't ld the door open for a lady and she said

"i guess chivalrys dead."

so i challenged her to physical combat.

turns out i'm the better jouster.

chivalry is alive.

but that woman is dead

Funny Jokes,  Chivalry Jokes,  
    
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all cute es have an ugly friend that they use like a pair of heels
all cute es have an ugly friend that they use like a pair of heels

Funny Quotes,  Funny Quotes About Girls,  Jokes About Females,  
    
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when u click like on a mans pic this is what your boyfriend thinks of you
when u click like on a mans pic

this is what your boyfriend thinks of you

Memes,  Girlfriends Be Like,  Funny Sayings About Girls,  
    
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don't trust these 50% of women have a back-up lover
don't trust these

50% of women have a back-up lover

Memes,  Lovers Jokes,  
    
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i was a good girl. then i discovered nipple clamps
i was a good girl. then i discovered nipple clamps

Funny Quotes,  
    
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gardening, yoga, bubble baths, medication, and i still want to smack somebody!
gardening, yoga, bubble baths, medication, and i still want to smack somebody!

Funny Quotes,  Yoga Jokes,  Funny Gardening Sayings,  
    
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I'm not the girl your Mom warned you about. Her imagination was never this good.
I'm not the girl your Mom warned you about.

Her imagination was never this good.

Funny Ecards,  Funny Bad Jokes,  
    
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you don't have bigger balls than me... mine had to be put on my chest to avoid chaffing.
you don't have bigger balls than me... mine had to be put on my chest to avoid chaffing.

Funny Jokes,  Joke Quotes,  
    
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every time i hear her fake laugh my wle body just convulses
every time i hear her fake laugh my wle body just convulses

Funny Ecards,  Best Laughing Jokes,  
    
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I think women should stop complaining about the toilet seat being up You're just as capable of putting it down every time as we are to pick it up every time
I think women should stop complaining about the toilet seat being up

You're just as capable of putting it down every time as we are to pick it up every time

Memes,  Complaining Jokes,  Best Women Jokes,  
    
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I will bet you one unplanned pregnancy that you are secretly pro-choice.
I will bet you one unplanned pregnancy that you are secretly pro-choice.

Funny Ecards,  Pregnancy Puns,  Pregnancy Ecards,  
    
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I love it when I run because my thighs constantly clap and cheer me on.
I love it when I run because my thighs constantly clap and cheer me on.

Funny Ecards,  Running Jokes One Liners,  Best Funniest Jokes,  
    
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Ombre hair isn't a new style. When I rocked it we called it roots.
Ombre hair isn't a new style. When I rocked it we called it roots.

Funny Ecards,  Funny Hair Stylist Jokes,  
    
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Thank you for making me feel less awkward about the number of ecards I pin by pinning at least as many as I do.
Thank you for making me feel less awkward about the number of ecards I pin by pinning at least as many as I do.

Funny Ecards,  Funny Thank You Ecards,  Pinterest Jokes,  
    
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