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Here let me lick the honey off those buns!

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Could you please step away from the bar ? You're melting all the ice.

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Anyone can sit here and buy you drinks. I want to buy you dinner!

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Do you have a quarter? I want to call your parents and thank them.

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Excuse me, did you just touch my ass? (No!). Damn!

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I have only three months to live.

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Hey, I'm bored. Entertain me and I'll buy you a beer.

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I think I've been stung by a trackerjacker.

(Why is That?)

Because you look so good I must be hallucinating!


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I noticed you noticing me, and Id like to notify you that I noticed you, too.

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If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!

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I know milk does a body good, but damn girl, how much have you been drinking?

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You see that door over there? Let's go out.

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You know what would go good on your hot dog? Mayo.

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A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, "Would you like to dance?"

The girl says, "I don't like this song, but even if I did, I wouldn't dance with you."

The guy says, "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants."


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I love the way you move...like butter on a bald monkey.

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