Bar Humor

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[First day as a bartender] Customer: I'll have a martini, dry Me, staring at all the liquid ingredients: I don't know how to tell you this
[First day as a bartender]

Customer: I'll have a martini, dry

Me, staring at all the liquid ingredients: I don't know how to tell you this

Memes,  Bartender Jokes,  Funny Alcohol Sayings,  
    
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exiting my uber as if i'm pulling up to the met gala but i'm really just at some ty bar
exiting my uber as if i'm pulling up to the met gala but i'm really just at some ty bar

Memes,  Beyonce Memes,  
    
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Me at any bar all the time always
Me at any bar all the time always

Memes,  Funny Relatable Memes,  
    
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Going to the bar on St. Patrick's Day when you are 25+
Going to the bar on St. Patrick's Day when you are 25+

Memes,  25 Year Old Jokes,  
    
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When you're at a bar trivia night with the homies and a meme category comes up
When you're at a bar trivia night with the homies and a meme category comes up

Memes,  Knowledge Jokes,  Meme Jokes,  
    
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When you're 17 drinks deep at the bar and "remix to ignition" comes on
When you're 17 drinks deep at the bar and "remix to ignition" comes on

Memes,  Drunk Funny,  
    
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When the bottle girl walking back with your credit card, but no bottles...
When the bottle girl walking back with your credit card, but no bottles...

Memes,  Club Jokes,  No Money Jokes,  
    
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when you & your drunk best friend are telling each other w much you love them at 2am
when you & your drunk best friend are telling each other w much you love them at 2am

Memes,  Funny Best Friend Jokes,  Drunk Humor,  
    
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Cop Breaks Up Bar Fight, Sings Song, Goes Viral (Video)
A singing policeman wows a pub by singing "I Will Survive" after allegedly breaking up a fight.

Lol,  Funny Videos,  Police News,  Funny Police Videos,  
    
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when you're trying to get your drunk friend me from the bar but they want to keep partying
when you're trying to get your drunk friend me from the bar but they want to keep partying

Memes,  Drunk People Jokes,  Funny Money Images,  
    
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the "buy me and my friends a st!" starter pack
the "buy me and my friends a st!" starter pack

Memes,  Starter Pack Memes,  Jokes About Girls,  
    
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Girl at the bar: You should buy me a drink Me:
Girl at the bar: You should buy me a drink

Me:

Memes,  Chris Brown Memes,  
    
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when you're waiting for a drink at the bar and trying to pretend your feet don't hurt...
when you're waiting for a drink at the bar and trying to pretend your feet don't hurt...

Memes,  Jokes Drinking,  
    
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one time i saw a cute girl so i tied a balloon to her so i could find her later when i was brave enough to say hi
one time i saw a cute girl so i tied a balloon to her so i could find her later when i was brave enough to say hi

Balloon Jokes,  Party Memes,  
    
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"i'm not drinking that much tonight" 9:00pm 9:05pm
"i'm not drinking that much tonight"

9:00pm

9:05pm

Memes,  Best Drinking Jokes,  Drunk Funny,  
    
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