Bar Puns

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Got a job as a bartender

Because he could make all the shots
Got a job as a bartender

Because he could make all the shots


Memes,  Steph Curry Meme,  
    
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Two guys walk into a bar....

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Hey kid, wanna hear a joke?

Sure Dad!

Two guys walk into a bar....

And say ouch!

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Memes,  Troll Face Text,  Best Dumb Jokes,  
    
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I served 10 years behind bars 

The tips were great and you get to me a lot of interesting people
I served 10 years behind bars

The tips were great and you get to me a lot of interesting people


Successful Black Man Meme (theme),  Jokes For Bartenders To Tell,  Successful Black Man Memes  
    
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Dissatisfied with the lack of thoroughness in the demolition of the old tavern, he got into the bulldozer himself and razed the bar to a new level.

Bar Jokes,  Funny Bar Jokes One Liners  
    
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Singles on the court, doubles at the bar
Singles on the court, doubles at the bar

Funny Tennis Quotes,  Funny Sports Signs,  
    
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A helicopter landed at Southend Airport.

Two of the girls from the snack bar went out and threw it bits of bread.


Airport Jokes,  Bread Puns,  Best Jokes One Liners  
    
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A Horse goes into a bar and the bartender says "Hey buddy, Why the Long Face"

Horse Puns,  Funny Animal Jokes,  Funniest Animal Jokes  
    
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An Indian, a Rabbi, the Pope, an Italian, and an Irishman all walk into a bar together and sit down.

The bartender looks at all 5 of them and says, "What is this... some kind of joke?"


Pope Jokes,  Good Irish Jokes,  
    
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Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar.

The bartender, who was a tub of cottage cheese, says to them, "We don't serve your kind in here."

One of the yogurt cartons says back to him, "Why not?

We're cultured individuals."


The Funny Racist Jokes,  Funny Bar Jokes,  Food Puns,  
    
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A guy walks into a bar carrying a pair of jumper cables.

He sets 'em down on the bar.

And then the bartender said "Now dont you start anything!!"


Bartender Jokes,  Funny Jokes To Tell Kids,  Joke Of The Day For Kids  
    
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A brain walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a pint of beer please."

The barman looks at him and says "Sorry, I can't serve you."

"Why not?" askes the brain.

"You're already out of your head."


Best Drinking Jokes,  Brain Jokes,  
    
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A Skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a beer... and a mop.


Skeleton Puns,  Beer Jokes One Liner,  Silly Jokes  
    
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Two ladies are in a bar and the first lady says, "Why are men the same as parking lots".

So the second lady says "I don't know?"

So the first lady says, " all the good ones are taken and the ones that are left are handicap!"


Parking Jokes,  Handicap Jokes,  Funny Comparison Jokes  
    
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A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, "Would you like to dance?"

The girl says, "I don't like this song, but even if I did, I wouldn't dance with you."

The guy says, "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants."


Dance Jokes,  Bar Chat Up Lines  
    
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