Bartender Jokes

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me: close tonight so you can make money.

me to me: take first out and go to the bar.

me: i need money for rent.

me to me: get blackout drunk and  the trainee.
me: close tonight so you can make money.

me to me: take first out and go to the bar.

me: i need money for rent.

me to me: get blackout drunk and the trainee.


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*election day

bartender: what you drinking?

america: just  me up
*election day

bartender: what you drinking?

america: just me up


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you and your bffs face after that weird st the bartender made when you said "just  us up fam"..
you and your bffs face after that weird st the bartender made when you said "just us up fam"..

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-why don't we find somewhere private and i'll give you more than just than the tip

-frankly i still think that won't be much
-why don't we find somewhere private and i'll give you more than just than the tip

-frankly i still think that won't be much


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Lady: We heard pretty girls don't pay for drinks around here

Bartender: They don't. Here's your bill
Lady: We heard pretty girls don't pay for drinks around here

Bartender: They don't. Here's your bill


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bartender: what do you want?

me: just  me up

bartender: say no more fam...
bartender: what do you want?

me: just me up

bartender: say no more fam...


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"What would you like today?"

"2 Jack and cokes please. How much?"

*under breath* free if you let me hump your leg

"What?"

"I said $12"
"What would you like today?"

"2 Jack and cokes please. How much?"

*under breath* free if you let me hump your leg

"What?"

"I said $12"


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bartender- you're cute off. you're wasted.

dog- i've only had 3 s.

bartender- yeah but that's like 21 dog s.
bartender- you're cute off. you're wasted.

dog- i've only had 3 s.

bartender- yeah but that's like 21 dog s.


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when the bartender thinks he can get away with making you a weak drink

can i have one more of these with some booze in it, please?
when the bartender thinks he can get away with making you a weak drink

can i have one more of these with some booze in it, please?


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an englishman, an irishman and an australian walk into a bar, the barman says, "is this some kind of bloody joke?"
an englishman, an irishman and an australian walk into a bar, the barman says, "is this some kind of bloody joke?"

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waiting for the bartender to notice me like
waiting for the bartender to notice me like

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cosby: get me some 

bartender: with or witut the drugs

cosby: on god  say sum'n else
cosby: get me some

bartender: with or witut the drugs

cosby: on god say sum'n else


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not all heroes wear capes
not all heroes wear capes

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when the bartender makes your drink extra strong
when the bartender makes your drink extra strong

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When you finally turn 21 and the bartender at the cub ask for your ID
When you finally turn 21 and the bartender at the cub ask for your ID

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