Bartender Jokes

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When someone hasn't been tipping and now they're standing at the bar waiting on another drink Bartenders:
When someone hasn't been tipping and now they're standing at the bar waiting on another drink

Bartenders:

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A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get you?" "Pop," goes the weasel.
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get you?"

"Pop," goes the weasel.

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[First day as a bartender] Customer: I'll have a martini, dry Me, staring at all the liquid ingredients: I don't know how to tell you this
[First day as a bartender]

Customer: I'll have a martini, dry

Me, staring at all the liquid ingredients: I don't know how to tell you this

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This weekend a bartender wouldn't serve me because I didn't have my ID, so I recited the Fresh Prince theme from memeory and she's like "ok, you're old." and handed me a Jack and Coke.
This weekend a bartender wouldn't serve me because I didn't have my ID, so I recited the Fresh Prince theme from memeory and she's like "ok, you're old." and handed me a Jack and Coke.

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Photobomb level: Bartender
Photobomb level: Bartender

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me: close tonight so you can make money. me to me: take first out and go to the bar. me: i need money for rent. me to me: get blackout drunk and the trainee.
me: close tonight so you can make money.

me to me: take first out and go to the bar.

me: i need money for rent.

me to me: get blackout drunk and the trainee.

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*election day bartender: what you drinking? america: just me up
*election day

bartender: what you drinking?

america: just me up

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you and your bffs face after that weird st the bartender made when you said "just us up fam"..
you and your bffs face after that weird st the bartender made when you said "just us up fam"..

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-why don't we find somewhere private and i'll give you more than just than the tip -frankly i still think that won't be much
-why don't we find somewhere private and i'll give you more than just than the tip

-frankly i still think that won't be much

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Lady: We heard pretty girls don't pay for drinks around here Bartender: They don't. Here's your bill
Lady: We heard pretty girls don't pay for drinks around here

Bartender: They don't. Here's your bill

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bartender: what do you want? me: just me up bartender: say no more fam...
bartender: what do you want?

me: just me up

bartender: say no more fam...

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"What would you like today?" "2 Jack and cokes please. How much?" *under breath* free if you let me hump your leg "What?" "I said $12"
"What would you like today?"

"2 Jack and cokes please. How much?"

*under breath* free if you let me hump your leg

"What?"

"I said $12"

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bartender- you're cute off. you're wasted. dog- i've only had 3 s. bartender- yeah but that's like 21 dog s.
bartender- you're cute off. you're wasted.

dog- i've only had 3 s.

bartender- yeah but that's like 21 dog s.

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when the bartender thinks he can get away with making you a weak drink can i have one more of these with some booze in it, please?
when the bartender thinks he can get away with making you a weak drink

can i have one more of these with some booze in it, please?

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an englishman, an irishman and an australian walk into a bar, the barman says, "is this some kind of bloody joke?"
an englishman, an irishman and an australian walk into a bar, the barman says, "is this some kind of bloody joke?"

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