Bat Puns

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What animal is best at hitting a softball? A bat!
What animal is best at hitting a softball?

A bat!

Super Lame Jokes,  Wacky One Liners,  Softball Puns,  
    
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Why are softball games at night?... Because bats sleep during the day!
Why are softball games at night?... Because bats sleep during the day!

Best Corny Jokes,  Softball Puns,  
    
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Why did Robin get kicked off the baseball team? He forgot his bat, man!
Why did Robin get kicked off the baseball team?

He forgot his bat, man!

Memes,  Batman Meme,  Bad Pun Dog,  
    
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Hey, what's that over there? I bat it's the bus.
Hey, what's that over there?

I bat it's the bus.

Funny Jokes,  Bus Jokes,  
    
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Bat Mitzvah
Bat Mitzvah

Funny Jokes,  Batman Puns,  
    
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Look, Chris! I made a fruit bat! A fruit bat, Chris. I hate you.
Look, Chris! I made a fruit bat!

A fruit bat, Chris.

I hate you.

Funny Jokes,  Jokes About Fruit,  
    
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OMG! An angel!
OMG!

An angel!

Rat Jokes,  Bat Humor,  Bat Jokes,  Angel Joke,  
    
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What flies around the school at night?
The alpha-bat!

Bat Jokes,  For Kids Jokes,  Kid Appropriate Jokes,  Alphabet Jokes,  
    
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Which circus performers see the best at night?

The Acro-Bats

Circus Puns,  Entertainment Jokes,  Bat Jokes,  
    
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Q: Whats Count Dracula's favorite person on the basball team?

A: The batboy!


Bat Jokes,  Dracula Jokes,  Baseball Puns,  
    
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Q: Where does a vampire take a bath?

A: In a batroom!

Vampire Puns,  Bat Jokes,  Bath Jokes,  Riddles For Jokes,  
    
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How does a girl vampire flirt?

She bats her eyes.

Flirt Jokes,  Vampire Puns,  Bat Jokes,  Children Jokes And Riddles,  
    
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What happened to the two mad vampires?

They both went a little batty.

Mad Jokes,  Bat Humor,  Bat Jokes,  2 Line Jokes,  
    
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What does a vampire stand on after taking a shower?

A bat mat.

Vampire Puns,  Bat Jokes,  Shower Jokes,  Childrens Jokes And Riddles,  
    
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How does Dracula keep fit?

He plays batminton.

Dracula Jokes,  Scary Movie Jokes,  Bat Jokes,  
    
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