Bathing Jokes

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Lonely people take longer, hotter showers or baths to replace the warmth they're lacking socially or emotionally. Okay I wasn't expecting to be attacked like that
Lonely people take longer, hotter showers or baths to replace the warmth they're lacking socially or emotionally.

Okay I wasn't expecting to be attacked like that

Memes,  Being Lonely Jokes,  
    
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female body wash is the beat bruh... it be like "coconut milk and jasmine featuring the hydrating power of a vanilla oats and ina juice" our be like "soap...was ya "
female body wash is the beat bruh... it be like "coconut milk and jasmine featuring the hydrating power of a vanilla oats and ina juice"

our be like "soap...was ya "

Memes,  Shower Humor,  
    
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You tryna tell me girls aren't super genius's? Explain ow they do the towel torpedo on their head then
You tryna tell me girls aren't super genius's? Explain ow they do the towel torpedo on their head then

Memes,  Funny Sayings About Girls,  
    
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Hey men: Do you dry off your face after a shower with the same towel you use to fry your balls, or do you have separate ball towel? You start with the face then head on down. The towel forgets everything by tomorrow.
Hey men:

Do you dry off your face after a shower with the same towel you use to fry your balls, or do you have separate ball towel?

You start with the face then head on down. The towel forgets everything by tomorrow.

Memes,  Funny Jokes For Men,  
    
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How women take showers
How women take showers

Memes,  Shower Jokes,  Hot Water Jokes,  
    
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Can anyone else confirm that girls have 4 types of showers, a "quick body wash", a "hair and body shower", a proper "exfoliate shave, moisturizer, hair mask, singalong' and then a "depressed leave me alone I wanna die" shower.
Can anyone else confirm that girls have 4 types of showers, a "quick body wash", a "hair and body shower", a proper "exfoliate shave, moisturizer, hair mask, singalong' and then a "depressed leave me alone I wanna die" shower.

Memes,  Shower Humor,  
    
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Me in the shower when its the right temperature
Me in the shower when its the right temperature

Memes,  Hot Water Jokes,  Shower Humor,  
    
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dear swer curtain don't ing touch me
dear swer curtain don't ing touch me

Memes,  Shower Humor,  
    
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Saw some dude tweet "You don't really wash your hands... they actually wash each other while you just stand there and watch" And I havent been the same since
Saw some dude tweet

"You don't really wash your hands... they actually wash each other while you just stand there and watch"

And I havent been the same since

Memes,  Hand Jokes,  
    
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How many days in a row can I use dry shampoo? (Asking for a friend)
How many days in a row can I use dry shampoo? (Asking for a friend)

Memes,  Shampoo Jokes,  
    
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Women running their bath water...
Women running their bath water...

Memes,  Hot Water Jokes,  
    
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Bathtub cut from a single piece of quartz This is how I'm tryna luxuriate. Like an exhausted witch.
Bathtub cut from a single piece of quartz

This is how I'm tryna luxuriate. Like an exhausted witch.

Memes,  Bath Jokes,  
    
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Me heating up the shower until I can't feel my skin anymore
Me heating up the shower until I can't feel my skin anymore

Memes,  Patrick Spongebob Meme,  Shower Humor,  
    
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My mom is so dramatic. I don't even know how to get in the tub.
My mom is so dramatic. I don't even know how to get in the tub.

Memes,  Dramatic Jokes,  Bathroom Memes,  
    
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When you haven't washed your hair all week and need to get creative
When you haven't washed your hair all week and need to get creative

Memes,  Bad Hair Jokes,  
    
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