Battery Jokes

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If you have an iPhone, you know how much of a joke the battery life is. To make matters worse the cord it comes with doesn't seem to last very long which leaves you with a phone constantly dead or about 1% life left whether you use the phone or not. The battery jokes in this section touch on these situations and plenty more. There are jokes about things like having a dead battery is equivalent to running out of toilet paper. Whether or not you believe that it's funny when you think about it. You will also come across a joke that measures how good a mom is by whether her vibrator or the kids toys has the working battery.

We are always looking for the funniest battery jokes that we can find to add here. As we add them we invite to revisit us and check them out.
Took the batteries out of the carbon monoxide alarm because the loud beeping was giving me a headache and making me feel sick and dizzy. Thats it Thats what antivaxxers sound like
Took the batteries out of the carbon monoxide alarm because the loud beeping was giving me a headache and making me feel sick and dizzy.

Thats it

Thats what antivaxxers sound like

Memes,  Carbon Jokes,  
    
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Me right now
Me right now

Memes,  Tired Memes,  Sleeping Meme,  
    
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Pop the hood
Pop the hood

Memes,  Fast And Furious Memes,  Auto Jokes,  
    
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When she says she only dates risk takers..
When she says she only dates risk takers..

Memes,  Dating Jokes One Liners,  
    
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When the low battery notifications keeps on popping up I seen't it
When the low battery notifications keeps on popping up

I seen't it

Memes,  Battery Life Jokes,  Annoying Jokes,  
    
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"Maybe the batteries are dead".
"Maybe the batteries are dead".

Battery Life Jokes,  Playground Jokes,  
    
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That look you give... After that first hit off a fresh rebuild/battery
That look you give...

After that first hit off a fresh rebuild/battery

Memes,  Vape Memes,  That Face You Make,  
    
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Man uses a kite in lightning to start his car.
Man uses a kite in lightning to start his car.

Lightning Jokes,  Smart Jokes,  Car Jokes One Liners,  
    
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That feeling when you wake up And your 18650s are fully charged
That feeling when you wake up

And your 18650s are fully charged

Vape Memes,  Waking Up Jokes,  
    
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Duracell discharged
Duracell discharged

Battery Life Jokes,  Funny Bunny,  
    
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please!.. the battery on my pne last longer than yo relationships!
please!..

the battery on my pne last longer than yo relationships!

Madea Jokes,  
    
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No Patrick Lithium batteries are not a health food
No Patrick

Lithium batteries are not a health food

Lithium Jokes,  Patrick Jokes,  Health Jokes,  
    
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Do you sell lithium batterys? Ok then what isle is the dranio?
Do you sell lithium batterys?

Ok then what isle is the dranio?

Lithium Jokes,  Tyrone Meme,  
    
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Oh, you have a hybrid car? Please tell me how poisonous lithium ion batteries are so much better for the environment.
Oh, you have a hybrid car?

Please tell me how poisonous lithium ion batteries are so much better for the environment.

Lithium Jokes,  Willy Wonka Jokes,  
    
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Taking lithium is like Licking laptop batteries for stabilization
Taking lithium is like

Licking laptop batteries for stabilization

Lithium Jokes,  Laptop Joke,  
    
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