Battery Jokes

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If you have an iPhone, you know how much of a joke the battery life is. To make matters worse the cord it comes with doesn't seem to last very long which leaves you with a phone constantly dead or about 1% life left whether you use the phone or not. The battery jokes in this section touch on these situations and plenty more. There are jokes about things like having a dead battery is equivalent to running out of toilet paper. Whether or not you believe that it's funny when you think about it. You will also come across a joke that measures how good a mom is by whether her vibrator or the kids toys has the working battery.

We are always looking for the funniest battery jokes that we can find to add here. As we add them we invite to revisit us and check them out.
When she says she only dates risk takers..
When she says she only dates risk takers..

Memes,  Dating Jokes One Liners,  
    
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When the low battery notifications keeps on popping up

I seen't it
When the low battery notifications keeps on popping up

I seen't it


Memes,  Battery Life Jokes,  Annoying Jokes,  
    
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"Maybe the batteries are dead".
"Maybe the batteries are dead".

Battery Life Jokes,  Playground Jokes,  
    
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That look you give...

After that first hit off a fresh rebuild/battery
That look you give...

After that first hit off a fresh rebuild/battery


Memes,  Vape Memes,  That Face You Make,  
    
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Man uses a kite in lightning to start his car.
Man uses a kite in lightning to start his car.

Lightning Jokes,  Smart Jokes,  Car Jokes One Liners,  
    
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That feeling when you wake up

And your 18650s are fully charged
That feeling when you wake up

And your 18650s are fully charged


Vape Memes,  Waking Up Jokes,  
    
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Duracell discharged
Duracell discharged

Battery Life Jokes,  Funny Bunny,  
    
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the battery on my pne last longer than yo relationships!
please!..

the battery on my pne last longer than yo relationships!


Madea Jokes,  
    
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Oh, you have a hybrid car?

Please tell me how poisonous lithium ion batteries are so much better for the environment.
Oh, you have a hybrid car?

Please tell me how poisonous lithium ion batteries are so much better for the environment.


Lithium Jokes,  Willy Wonka Jokes,  
    
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Do you sell lithium batterys?

Ok then what isle is the dranio?
Do you sell lithium batterys?

Ok then what isle is the dranio?


Lithium Jokes,  Tyrone Meme,  
    
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No Patrick

Lithium batteries are not a health food
No Patrick

Lithium batteries are not a health food


Lithium Jokes,  Patrick Jokes,  Health Jokes,  
    
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Taking lithium is like

Licking laptop batteries for stabilization
Taking lithium is like

Licking laptop batteries for stabilization


Lithium Jokes,  Laptop Joke,  
    
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If you vent a lithium ion battery

Youre gonna have a bad time
If you vent a lithium ion battery

Youre gonna have a bad time


Lithium Jokes,  You're Gonna Have A Bad Time Meme  
    
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Energizer bunny arrested

Charged with battery
Energizer bunny arrested

Charged with battery


Drum Puns,  Battery Puns,  
    
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I want to use the magnetic charger because it's so cool

But my battery lasts for too long
I want to use the magnetic charger because it's so cool

But my battery lasts for too long


Memes,  Battery Life Jokes,  1st World Problems,  
    
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