Beach Jokes

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The beach ain't even callin my name anymore shes yellin it
The beach ain't even callin my name anymore shes yellin it

Memes,  Funny Vacation Sayings,  
    
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The beach gonna get whatever body I give it
The beach gonna get whatever body I give it

Memes,  Funny Summer Sayings,  
    
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When you lose 3 lbs and run right to the beach to show off ur new body
When you lose 3 lbs and run right to the beach to show off ur new body

Memes,  Body Memes,  
    
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Watching your skinny friends frolic at the beach but knowing in your heard those donuts and pizza were worth it
Watching your skinny friends frolic at the beach but knowing in your heard those donuts and pizza were worth it

Memes,  Skinny People Jokes,  Funny Jokes For Fat People,  
    
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The Beach? 

Alpaca my bags!
The Beach?

Alpaca my bags!


Alpaca Puns,  Summer Vacation Jokes,  
    
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What did the beach say to the other beach?

Oh my God what now?

Nothing they just waved

Oh.

Did you see what I did there?

No.

Im shore you did

How do you have friends?

Don't be such a beach.
What did the beach say to the other beach?

Oh my God what now?

Nothing they just waved

Oh.

Did you see what I did there?

No.

Im shore you did

How do you have friends?

Don't be such a beach.


Summer Puns,  Text Message Funny Jokes,  
    
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My kids won't leave

The beach in Aruba
My kids won't leave

The beach in Aruba


Aruba Jokes,  1st World Problems,  First World Problems Meme (theme),  
    
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So you're telling me that in Dubai

You can ski in the morning, have lunch at the beach and sleep the night in the desert?
So you're telling me that in Dubai

You can ski in the morning, have lunch at the beach and sleep the night in the desert?


Dubai Jokes,  Skiing Jokes,  
    
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while i was walking down the beach one bright and sunny day, i saw this sea-e. i tried to roll it back into the water before it dies but that thing said "omg i have a boyfriend". i was confused af
while i was walking down the beach one bright and sunny day, i saw this sea-e. i tried to roll it back into the water before it dies but that thing said "omg i have a boyfriend". i was confused af

Memes,  Funny Beach Pictures,  
    
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and this is w jaws 4 started..
and this is w jaws 4 started..

Memes,  Jokes Movies,  Women Period Jokes,  
    
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Why did the right triangle go the the beach? 

Because it was 90 degrees!
Why did the right triangle go the the beach?

Because it was 90 degrees!


Triangle Jokes,  English Jokes For Kids,  Kids Math Jokes,  
    
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Sitting on the beach, drinking a pina colada, surrounded by gorgeous women.
Sitting on the beach, drinking a pina colada, surrounded by gorgeous women.

Memes,  Funny Pics Of The Day,  
    
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i go to the beach and pretend to get stung by a jelly fish

just to get a free golden swer
i go to the beach and pretend to get stung by a jelly fish

just to get a free golden swer


Memes,  Jellyfish Jokes,  Pee Jokes,  
    
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this is why i am no longer allowed at nude beaches...
this is why i am no longer allowed at nude beaches...

Memes,  Nude Jokes,  
    
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i enjoy long walks on the beach,

romantic dinners, and penetration.
i enjoy long walks on the beach,

romantic dinners, and penetration.


Memes,  
    
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