Bed Jokes

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Move into college dorm

Roomate gives me bottom bunk because he says he had it last year
Move into college dorm

Roomate gives me bottom bunk because he says he had it last year


Dorm Jokes,  Roommate Memes,  Good Guy Greg (theme),  
    
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You should go to bed

I can hide better if it's dark
You should go to bed

I can hide better if it's dark


Night Time Jokes,  Moth Jokes,  
    
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I burn about 2000 calories every time I put on fitted sheets by myself.
I burn about 2000 calories every time I put on fitted sheets by myself.

Calorie Jokes,  Lazy Jokes,  
    
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yo dawg i heard you like wet dreams

so i brought you a water bed so you can dream while you are wet
yo dawg i heard you like wet dreams

so i brought you a water bed so you can dream while you are wet


Wet Dream Jokes,  Water Jokes,  
    
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nopt sure if cool space bed sheet

or kim kardashians bed under black light
nopt sure if cool space bed sheet

or kim kardashians bed under black light


Kim Kardashian Jokes,  Jokes About Kim Kardashian,  
    
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i'm so glad we didn't go for one of tse cheap and nasty water beds...
i'm so glad we didn't go for one of tse cheap and nasty water beds...

Funny Wine Jokes,  Funny Water Jokes,  
    
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Netflix and my bed are my two favorite things
Netflix and my bed are my two favorite things

Funny Jokes,  Netflix Jokes,  
    
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Friend: what time do you usually go to bed?

Me: 10:30ish sometimes 4
Friend: what time do you usually go to bed?

Me: 10:30ish sometimes 4


Relatable Posts,  Sleep Jokes,  Late Night Jokes,  
    
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"I have so much to do"

*Collapses on bed*
"I have so much to do"

*Collapses on bed*


Relatable Posts,  Tired Jokes,  
    
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When you said "I'm going to bed after this episode" like 16 episodes ago
When you said "I'm going to bed after this episode" like 16 episodes ago

Memes,  Late Night Jokes,  
    
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I want to travel the world but I also want to stay home in bed
I want to travel the world but I also want to stay home in bed

Funny Jokes,  Traveling Jokes,  
    
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It's never too late to go back to bed
It's never too late to go back to bed

Sleep Jokes,  Funny Sleep Sayings,  
    
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I don't always go to bed "early"

But when I do, it's because my cellphone's battery is dead
I don't always go to bed "early"

But when I do, it's because my cellphone's battery is dead


Sleep Humor,  Cell Phone Memes,  
    
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if you didn't have dat cheap  ikea bed

it wouldn't have broke
if you didn't have dat cheap ikea bed

it wouldn't have broke


Ikea Meme,  Sassy Black Woman,  
    
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"Maybe if you went to bed earlier, you wouldn't be so tired"
"Maybe if you went to bed earlier, you wouldn't be so tired"

Tired Jokes,  Kim Kardashian Funny,  
    
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