Bed Time Jokes

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In this area, you will find bed time jokes. You will see jokes about getting knocked out in the boxing ring, people that aren’t able to sleep, people leaving the bedroom door open when you’re all tucked in and moms being thankful it’s time for the kids to go to bed. These are only a few of the kinds of jokes you will find here.

Here is where we have added the funniest bedtime jokes and memes from all over the Internet. We have probed the entire web and taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you have sent to us, and have added them here.

While you are here please enjoy our full collection of jokes, memes and videos. You can thumb up some of your favorites and share them with friends.
Him: Send me a pic

Me: I'm about to sleep

Him: You probably look cute

Me:
Him: Send me a pic

Me: I'm about to sleep

Him: You probably look cute

Me:


Memes,  Late Night Jokes,  
    
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When you've put your kids to bed over an hour ago but they're still up playing
When you've put your kids to bed over an hour ago but they're still up playing

Memes,  Parenting Meme,  Jokes About Kids,  
    
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When you smoke weed before bed.
When you smoke weed before bed.

Memes,  Stewie Memes,  
    
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When you're grown af and 8pm is your bed time by choice because sleep is life
When you're grown af and 8pm is your bed time by choice because sleep is life

Memes,  Adult Humor,  
    
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When you say you're gonna go to sleep early but by the time you actually get in bed, you see the sun rising and hear birds chirping 

Pika-holyshit
When you say you're gonna go to sleep early but by the time you actually get in bed, you see the sun rising and hear birds chirping

Pika-holyshit


Memes,  Pikachu Meme,  Going To Bed Jokes,  
    
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'I'm hanging off the bed yo scoot over a little'

Her:
'I'm hanging off the bed yo scoot over a little'

Her:


Memes,  Funny Sleep Sayings,  Bed Joke,  
    
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When you're lying in bed tryna get some sleep but your mind wants to dwell on every mistake you've ever made
When you're lying in bed tryna get some sleep but your mind wants to dwell on every mistake you've ever made

Memes,  Funny Life Thoughts,  Mistake Jokes,  
    
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When it's bedtime and your kid says I'm hungry"
When it's bedtime and your kid says I'm hungry"

Memes,  Parenting Meme,  
    
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Me: I'm going to be early tonight

*4:15am*

Me:
Me: I'm going to be early tonight

*4:15am*

Me:


Memes,  Funny Sleepy Quotes,  Late Night Jokes,  
    
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What I think about before going to bed

How my day was

My homework

Some random ass scenario that will never happend
What I think about before going to bed

How my day was

My homework

Some random ass scenario that will never happend


Funny Jokes,  Late Night Jokes,  Funny Pie Charts,  
    
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Brain: instead of going to bed now, lets stay up another 5 hours doing nothing productive.

me: why

brain: you gotta
Brain: instead of going to bed now, lets stay up another 5 hours doing nothing productive.

me: why

brain: you gotta


Funny Quotes,  Brain Jokes,  Joke Quote,  
    
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'C'mon', the solid iron baseball bat said to the police informers' kneecaps, 'I want to play with you! I want to plaaay with yooou!'

Bedtime stories for gangster kids.
'C'mon', the solid iron baseball bat said to the police informers' kneecaps, 'I want to play with you! I want to plaaay with yooou!'

Bedtime stories for gangster kids.


Mobster Jokes,  Funny Gangster Quotes,  
    
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When you want to go to bed but you still have to remove your make up
When you want to go to bed but you still have to remove your make up

Memes,  Jokes About Makeup,  
    
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Am I the only one who goes to bed early

Just to be like this for the next 2 hours
Am I the only one who goes to bed early

Just to be like this for the next 2 hours


Memes,  Funny Sleepy Quotes,  
    
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When you're trying to go to bed but you can't put your phone down
When you're trying to go to bed but you can't put your phone down

Memes,  Night Time Jokes,  
    
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