Beef Puns

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Beef punsSo... we meat again!
Some of you might be too young to know or remember those Wendy’s commercials with the cute little old lady yelling “Where’s the beef?!” Well best believe you just found it. I mean you know the ladies love going to the beef packing districts just to see who’s packing. Beef by products can sometimes be mistaken for frozen beef. Like some might not mind taking a beef burrito to the face.

Here we have the best collection of beef puns on the Internet. We’ve found anything funny, popular or viral to share here with you. We are always adding new content to this section so be sure to check back often. While you’re here, be sure to rate your favorites and share with your friends!
Poor uncle Louie. Cut down in his prime.
Poor uncle Louie. Cut down in his prime.

Beef Jokes,  Steak Puns,  
    
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what do you call a male cow masturbating?
what do you call a male cow masturbating?


Funny Jokes,  Cow Humor,  
    
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If two vegetarians are arguing

Is it still considered beef??
If two vegetarians are arguing

Is it still considered beef??


Memes,  Vegetarian Puns,  
    
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When she says she likes

Beefy men
When she says she likes

Beefy men


Memes,  Muscle Man Jokes,  
    
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Some of you got too much beef out here in these streets and none in your refrigerator... That's why you always mad, cause you hungry
Some of you got too much beef out here in these streets and none in your refrigerator... That's why you always mad, cause you hungry

Memes,  Funny Insult Quotes,  Hell Naw,  
    
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What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef Jerky
What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef Jerky


Meme,  Funny Bad Jokes,  Bad Joke Eel (theme),  
    
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What do you call a cow with 3 legs

Lean beef
What do you call a cow with 3 legs

Lean beef


Memes,  Cow Puns,  
    
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That beef is so undercooked

I can still milk it
That beef is so undercooked

I can still milk it


Memes,  Beef Jokes,  Gordon Ramsay Funny,  
    
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this beef is so raw

i can hear it ing mooing
this beef is so raw

i can hear it ing mooing


Memes,  Beef Jokes,  Cow Humor,  
    
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meat is murder

tasty, tasty murder
meat is murder

tasty, tasty murder


Meme,  Murder Pun,  Meat Puns,  
    
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Is a rivalry between two vegetarians

Still called a beef
Is a rivalry between two vegetarians

Still called a beef


Vegetarian Jokes,  Funny T Rex Jokes,  
    
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When a judge eats out His Honor is at steak.

Judge Jokes,  Steak Puns,  Steak Jokes,  Beef Jokes,  
    
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In some countries steaks are rare but if you can find one, well done!

Steak Puns,  Steak Jokes,  Jokes About Food,  Beef Jokes,  
    
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Someone just threw a Tesco beef burger at my wife, fortunately it Mister Ed.

Beef Jokes,  Hamburger Jokes,  Burger Puns  
    
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