Beer Jokes And Quotes

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Me: I can't drink any more of this beer

Other me: There are sober children in Africa, finish it.
Me: I can't drink any more of this beer

Other me: There are sober children in Africa, finish it.


Memes,  Funny Drinking Sayings,  
    
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wants to be president

can't even pour a f**king
wants to be president

can't even pour a f**king


Memes,  Anti Hillary Meme,  
    
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"i'm probably gonna have a  or two and go me"

4 urs later:
"i'm probably gonna have a or two and go me"

4 urs later:


Memes,  Funny Drinking Images,  
    
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Some day all beer cans will open this easy!
Some day all beer cans will open this easy!

Funny Old Ads,  Funny Pictures Of Jokes,  
    
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all i care about is biathlon
and like 2 people
and
all i care about is biathlon
and like 2 people
and


Biathlon Jokes,  Funny Shirt Slogans,  
    
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At the same time, they realized he hadn't put his teeth in, and suddenly the playing field shifted.
At the same time, they realized he hadn't put his teeth in, and suddenly the playing field shifted.

Teeth Jokes For Kids,  Beer Jokes One Liner,  
    
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a man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says:

"a  please, and one for the road."
a man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says:

"a please, and one for the road."


Funny Beer Quotes,  Road Jokes,  
    
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I don't know whose beer this is

But I have the best dog ever
I don't know whose beer this is

But I have the best dog ever


Pet Jokes,  German Shepherd Jokes,  
    
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it's friday, coffee you're benched!

, suit up!
it's friday, coffee you're benched!

, suit up!


Funny Friday,  Coffee Jokes,  Beer Jokes,  
    
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At my local liquor store...
At my local liquor store...

Memes,  Funny Beer Signs,  Funny Beer Sayings,  
    
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that guy

cannot handle booze
that guy

cannot handle booze


Memes,  Lol Meme,  Drinking Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Say "Beer Can" with a British accent

I just taught you how to say "Bacon" with a Jamaican accent
Say "Beer Can" with a British accent

I just taught you how to say "Bacon" with a Jamaican accent


Memes,  Funny Beer Sayings,  
    
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people getting engaged

and im like... what  do i want?
people getting engaged

and im like... what do i want?


Memes,  Single Life Jokes,  
    
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 and football

i'll be on the couch for about 2 urs, if anybody needs me.
and football

i'll be on the couch for about 2 urs, if anybody needs me.


Demotivational Posters,  Hilarious Cat Pictures,  
    
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