Being Lonely Jokes

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Lonely people take longer, hotter showers or baths to replace the warmth they're lacking socially or emotionally. Okay I wasn't expecting to be attacked like that
Lonely people take longer, hotter showers or baths to replace the warmth they're lacking socially or emotionally.

Okay I wasn't expecting to be attacked like that

Memes,  Bathing Jokes,  
    
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Apple Watch: *Vibrates* Me: *Thinks someone actually texted me* Apple Watch: Time to stand up!
Apple Watch: *Vibrates*

Me: *Thinks someone actually texted me*

Apple Watch: Time to stand up!

Memes,  Apple Watch Joke,  Tech Humor,  
    
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Being single is fun until the holidays come along and everywhere you go love is being shoved in your fave only to remind you how lonely you are. I guess I'll drink to that
Being single is fun until the holidays come along and everywhere you go love is being shoved in your fave only to remind you how lonely you are. I guess I'll drink to that

Memes,  Being Single Sucks,  Christmas Holiday Jokes,  
    
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If you ever get lonely just remember that the Mars rover is programmed to sing itself happy birthday every year
If you ever get lonely just remember that the Mars rover is programmed to sing itself happy birthday every year

Memes,  Sad Jokes,  
    
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Me getting out the shower with no missed calls txts or messages
Me getting out the shower with no missed calls txts or messages

Memes,  Squidward Meme,  Loser Jokes,  
    
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I curve everybody that tries to talk to me and complain about being lonely
I curve everybody that tries to talk to me and complain about being lonely

Memes,  Karma Meme,  
    
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Me- Life's going good. Couldn't be happier. Me to me- Valentines Days coming up. You're gonna be alone again lol
Me- Life's going good. Couldn't be happier.

Me to me- Valentines Days coming up. You're gonna be alone again lol

Memes,  Evil Kermit Meme,  Funny Valentines Sayings,  
    
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Already got my reservation for this Valentine's Day
Already got my reservation for this Valentine's Day

Memes,  Jokes About Being Single,  Funny Valentines Day Pictures,  
    
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when you're single and not worrying about someone cheating on you, but you highkey lonely and miserable af
when you're single and not worrying about someone cheating on you, but you highkey lonely and miserable af

Memes,  Single Life Jokes,  
    
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When all 2 of your friends are busy
When all 2 of your friends are busy

Memes,  Funny Jokes About Friends,  
    
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when your timeline is nothing but engagement announcements but you're single af
when your timeline is nothing but engagement announcements but you're single af

Memes,  Engagement Jokes,  Social Media Problems,  
    
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Dinner for two... my girlfriend's been out of the country for a little too long.
Dinner for two... my girlfriend's been out of the country for a little too long.

Memes,  Date Jokes,  
    
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when ur friends invite u out & u tell them ur busy but really ur just broke af at me watching their snaps like
when ur friends invite u out & u tell them ur busy but really ur just broke af at me watching their snaps like

Memes,  Broke People Jokes,  Busy Jokes,  
    
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I'm watermelonely
I'm watermelonely

Watermelon Puns,  Corny Puns,  
    
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My phone is basically just a clock sitting in my pocket because nobody contacts me
My phone is basically just a clock sitting in my pocket because nobody contacts me

Memes,  Obama Meme,  Smartphone Jokes,  
    
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