Being Single Jokes

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Hey, there’s nothing wrong with being single especially if it’s by choice. But even the most single person who it isn’t on purpose has to take a moment to laugh at these living single life funny pokes. For example, I don’t always have a girlfriend but when I do, I’m dreaming.

Here we’ve added the most popular and funny being single jokes from all over the Internet. We have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here.

We are always adding new content to this section so be sure to check back often. While you’re browsing our collection of jokes, be sure to rate your favorites and share with your friends and kappit!

Valentine's Day plan:

1. Breakfast in bed

2. Chocolates

3. Watch movie

4. Dinner for two

5. Regret eating two dinners.
Valentine's Day plan:

1. Breakfast in bed

2. Chocolates

3. Watch movie

4. Dinner for two

5. Regret eating two dinners.


Memes,  Valentines Day Jokes,  Funny Valentines Day Sayings,  
    
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You don't realize how sing single u are until October, November and December come around
You don't realize how sing single u are until October, November and December come around

Memes,  October Jokes,  
    
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What y'all gonna be for Halloween?

Boo-less
What y'all gonna be for Halloween?

Boo-less


Memes,  Halloween Puns,  
    
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Being single is full of surprises. Like ohhh who's going to be the person of the month?? Who am I going to talk to everyday and Snapchat and get to know this month and we'll end things at the end of the month?? Woo hooo love it. So much fun.
Being single is full of surprises. Like ohhh who's going to be the person of the month?? Who am I going to talk to everyday and Snapchat and get to know this month and we'll end things at the end of the month?? Woo hooo love it. So much fun.

Memes,  Single Life Jokes,  
    
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She's single if her man can't beat you up
She's single if her man can't beat you up

Memes,  Logic Jokes,  Homewrecker Jokes,  
    
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Everybody boo'd up this summer & there's me...
Everybody boo'd up this summer & there's me...

Memes,  Summer Meme,  Single Life Jokes,  
    
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Cashier: Wow so many chocolates. Your gf is lucky to have u

Guy: I'm too broke to have a gf, these are all for me

Cashier: Hahaha

Guy: Hahah

Cashier: Your credit card declined
Cashier: Wow so many chocolates. Your gf is lucky to have u

Guy: I'm too broke to have a gf, these are all for me

Cashier: Hahaha

Guy: Hahah

Cashier: Your credit card declined


Memes,  Broke People Jokes,  
    
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Me: I'm tired of being single

Someone I don't want: Let me change that

Me:
Me: I'm tired of being single

Someone I don't want: Let me change that

Me:


Memes,  Hypocrite Jokes,  
    
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Calling into work sick and adding that last cough at the end of the phone call
Calling into work sick and adding that last cough at the end of the phone call

Memes,  Salt Bae,  
    
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Single because...
Single because...

Memes,  Hat Jokes,  Funny Money Quotes,  
    
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girl: i'm single again

bois:
girl: i'm single again

bois:


Memes,  Fuckboy Jokes,  
    
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When it's about to clock midnight and everyone kissing but u just there looking at the clock
When it's about to clock midnight and everyone kissing but u just there looking at the clock

Memes,  Best New Years Jokes,  
    
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When it's Christmas and you're single af
When it's Christmas and you're single af

Memes,  Funny Christmas Presents,  
    
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when you at a concert with ya girl and the dj says "all the single ladies make some noise" and she starts screaming
when you at a concert with ya girl and the dj says "all the single ladies make some noise" and she starts screaming

Memes,  Concert Jokes,  Dj Jokes,  
    
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When bae takes more than 1 minute to reply back

I'm single right now
When bae takes more than 1 minute to reply back

I'm single right now


Memes,  Text Humor,  
    
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