Being Single Quotes

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"How are you still single?"

Me:

I push everything away.
"How are you still single?"

Me:

I push everything away.


Memes,  Personality Jokes,  
    
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Friend: I need a guy who-

Me: You don't need a guy
Friend: I need a guy who-

Me: You don't need a guy


Memes,  Oprah Meme,  
    
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my soul mate needs 2 hurry up because a  has had enough
my soul mate needs 2 hurry up because a has had enough

Memes,  Being Single Sucks,  Wasting Time Jokes,  
    
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Me: I gotta girlfriend... I need to be faithful.

Also me: Do you put single on your tax returns ? OK then ...
Me: I gotta girlfriend... I need to be faithful.

Also me: Do you put single on your tax returns ? OK then ...


Memes,  Evil Kermit Meme,  Funny Cheating Quotes,  
    
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When someone asks why ur still single

Look at me. Psychological damage up to here.
When someone asks why ur still single

Look at me. Psychological damage up to here.


Memes,  Tv Show Memes,  
    
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Mom: "Why aren't you dating anyone honey?"

Me: The only things I like are dogs
Mom: "Why aren't you dating anyone honey?"

Me: The only things I like are dogs


Memes,  Anti Social Jokes,  
    
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Not sure if I'm single because nobody wants me or because I don't want nobody
Not sure if I'm single because nobody wants me or because I don't want nobody

Memes,  Homer Simpson Meme,  Single Memes,  
    
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When bae takes more than 1 minute to reply back

I'm single right now
When bae takes more than 1 minute to reply back

I'm single right now


Memes,  Bae Memes,  Funny Girlfriend Quotes,  
    
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Relationship status: play next episode
Relationship status: play next episode

Relationship Status,  Funny Relationship Quotes,  
    
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I'm only single because I'm too sexy for everyone.
I'm only single because I'm too sexy for everyone.

Jokes About Being Single,  Sexy Humor,  
    
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Mum, how come I don't have a daddy?'
Mum, how come I don't have a daddy?'

Single Jokes,  Single Mother Meme,  
    
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All my friends are showing off engagement rings....and I'm just over here like

"I love ring pops!!"
All my friends are showing off engagement rings....and I'm just over here like

"I love ring pops!!"


Funny Engagement Sayings,  Ring Jokes,  Short Love Jokes,  
    
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single

taken

 so good es turn crazy on me
single

taken

so good es turn crazy on me


Memes,  Being Single,  
    
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I can't wait until I never get married.
I can't wait until I never get married.

Funny Jokes,  Jokes On Marriage,  
    
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It could be raining men and I'd still be single.
It could be raining men and I'd still be single.

I Hate Men Jokes,  Funny Single Quotes,  
    
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