Best Adult Jokes Ever

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really, another  meme? what are we, 15? grow up and do some coke like a real adult.
really, another meme? what are we, 15? grow up and do some coke like a real adult.

Memes,  420 Meme,  Drug Jokes,  
    
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Trying to be an adult often feels like Joe Jonas catching a football.
Trying to be an adult often feels like Joe Jonas catching a football.

Memes,  Jonas Brothers Jokes,  
    
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I'm an adult but more like an adult cat...Like someone should probably take care of me but I can also sorta make it on my own.
I'm an adult but more like an adult cat...Like someone should probably take care of me but I can also sorta make it on my own.

Memes,  Adult Humor Jokes,  Best Cat Jokes,  
    
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if you dont let us touch your 

you are definitely a terrorist
if you dont let us touch your

you are definitely a terrorist


Airport Jokes,  Terrorist Jokes,  
    
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i did not have inappropriate email with that server...
i did not have inappropriate email with that server...

Funny Jokes,  Bill Clinton Joke,  Hillary Clinton Joke,  
    
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People say that the children are our future.

That terrifies me.

I've been around twelve year olds. 

I've heard the way they speak. 

Fifty years from now

You'll hear some girl like 

"OMG srsly? I cant even, bye." 

And you'll be like

"That was a terrible State of the Union address."
People say that the children are our future.

That terrifies me.

I've been around twelve year olds.

I've heard the way they speak.

Fifty years from now

You'll hear some girl like

"OMG srsly? I cant even, bye."

And you'll be like

"That was a terrible State of the Union address."


Funny Jokes,  Best Comedian Jokes,  Political Jokes 2015,  
    
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when you on da block

when you at church
when you on da block

when you at church


Memes,  Hood Jokes,  Neighbor Jokes,  
    
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you call that your private area?

you get anymore traffic down there, you'll have to open a starbucks!
you call that your private area?

you get anymore traffic down there, you'll have to open a starbucks!


Funny Ecards,  Starbucks Jokes,  
    
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what do you call charles ens if he did some crap? 

a -ends(s)
what do you call charles ens if he did some crap?

a -ends(s)


Memes,  Charles Dickens Jokes,  Dick Puns,  
    
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i'm not an alcolic

i just truly enjoy getting drunk
i'm not an alcolic

i just truly enjoy getting drunk


Memes,  Bill Burr Meme,  
    
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if i ever go missing

put my face on these so my  know!!
if i ever go missing

put my face on these so my know!!


Funny Jokes,  Liquor Jokes,  Funny Alcohol Quotes,  
    
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no! 

every day, eric says no to drugs.
no!

every day, eric says no to drugs.


Funny Jokes,  Drug Jokes One Liners,  One Liners Humor,  
    
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talk dirty... right now?

yeah baby, i'mma put my sausage in yo mcin, make you swallow my big-mac sauce.
talk dirty... right now?

yeah baby, i'mma put my sausage in yo mcin, make you swallow my big-mac sauce.


Meme,  Filthy Jokes,  Ronald Mcdonald Jokes,  
    
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one day at work taking a 

hey bro! guess what!?

what is it this time brain? 

you are getting paid to  right now!

omg! youre completely right! thanks for not being a sbag!

no problamo bro!

aaaaaaaaaawwwwww

*the rest of my  went like this*
one day at work taking a

hey bro! guess what!?

what is it this time brain?

you are getting paid to right now!

omg! youre completely right! thanks for not being a sbag!

no problamo bro!

aaaaaaaaaawwwwww

*the rest of my went like this*



Meme,  Guess What Jokes,  
    
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