Best Adult Jokes

 – 50 total
Adult: So how do you life the adult life ? Isn't it great?

Me: Yeah amazing
Adult: So how do you life the adult life ? Isn't it great?

Me: Yeah amazing


Memes,  Life Sucks Jokes,  
    
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"You are an adult, you can schedule your own appointments now"

Me:
"You are an adult, you can schedule your own appointments now"

Me:


Memes,  Growing Up Jokes,  
    
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when someone asks why i'm drunk on weekday 

i'm an adult.
when someone asks why i'm drunk on weekday

i'm an adult.


Memes,  Funny Drunk Sayings,  Daily Jokes,  
    
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odyssey of the mind

oh, man... lookit all these frickin nerds. we sulda joined odyssey of the boobs
odyssey of the mind

oh, man... lookit all these frickin nerds. we sulda joined odyssey of the boobs


Odyssey Jokes,  Daily Comics,  Best Nerd Jokes,  
    
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dear girls w go tanning, its called "sunkissed" not "dorito raped"
dear girls w go tanning, its called "sunkissed" not "dorito raped"

Funny Tanning Slogans,  Dorito Jokes,  
    
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What if Christopher Reeve Superman movies aren't actually good

We just think they are because we saw them as children
What if Christopher Reeve Superman movies aren't actually good

We just think they are because we saw them as children


Christopher Reeve Jokes,  Superman Jokes,  Conspiracy Keanu (theme),  
    
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scientists have found that babies sometimes cry at night to prevent their parents from making another baby.
scientists have found that babies sometimes cry at night to prevent their parents from making another baby.

Funny Scientific Facts,  Funny Fake Facts,  
    
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i love female accountants

they consider double entry to be conventional
i love female accountants

they consider double entry to be conventional


Accounting Puns,  Nasty Puns,  
    
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I can lower your corporate taxes by using a strategy that tax attorneys call the "Dutch sandwich." And I'm not even making that up. 

So.... That would transfer our tax burden to people who can't afford tax attorneys.

Yeah... Their sandwich has a less appealing name.
I can lower your corporate taxes by using a strategy that tax attorneys call the "Dutch sandwich." And I'm not even making that up.

So.... That would transfer our tax burden to people who can't afford tax attorneys.

Yeah... Their sandwich has a less appealing name.


Tax Jokes,  Corporations Jokes,  Attorney Jokes,  
    
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stupid questions
where's his other hand?
stupid questions
where's his other hand?


Demotivational Posters,  
    
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you know you're a good mom when you sacrifice you vibrator batteries for your kids toy!
you know you're a good mom when you sacrifice you vibrator batteries for your kids toy!

Memes,  Parent Humor,  Parent Jokes,  
    
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you my friend, suld have been swallowed.
you my friend, suld have been swallowed.

Funny Ecards,  Sperm Jokes,  
    
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jeff bunham: to ensure that the turkey and stuffing have reached a safe temperature, always use a thermonmeter.

peanut: make sure it's a meat thermometer and not the one you just had in your .
jeff bunham: to ensure that the turkey and stuffing have reached a safe temperature, always use a thermonmeter.

peanut: make sure it's a meat thermometer and not the one you just had in your .


Funny Quotes,  Crazy Jokes,  
    
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50 shades of grain

porn flakes

special d

rice frisky

captain munch

cheery 

adult cereals
50 shades of grain

porn flakes

special d

rice frisky

captain munch

cheery

adult cereals


Funny Jokes,  Lol Funny,  
    
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