Best Amputee Jokes

 – 45 total
I'm trying to think of an amputee joke But I'm stumped
I'm trying to think of an amputee joke

But I'm stumped

Bad Joke Eel (theme),  Clever Humor,  
    
80%

Is karate for amputees Called partial arts?
Is karate for amputees

Called partial arts?

Karate Boy Meme,  Martial Arts Jokes,  
    
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Double amputee Still sexier than any man I know
Double amputee

Still sexier than any man I know

Sexy Humor,  Funny Jokes About Men,  
    
100%

Hey guys. I only have one leg.
Hey guys.

I only have one leg.

List Of Stupid Jokes,  One Leg Jokes,  
    
100%

Jamie Lannister Likes this post
Jamie Lannister

Likes this post

Facebook Humor,  Tv Show Jokes,  
    
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Amputated foot due to chronic pain Still has pain from phantom foot that is no longer there
Amputated foot due to chronic pain

Still has pain from phantom foot that is no longer there

Funny Bad Luck Brian Memes,  Fail Funny,  
    
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No arms No chocolate
No arms

No chocolate

Chocolate Jokes,  No Arms No Legs Jokes,  
    
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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on a boat? A quadruple amputee
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on a boat?

A quadruple amputee

Funny Stupid Jokes,  Funny Answers To Questions,  No Arms No Legs Jokes,  
    
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No excuses
No excuses

Weightlifting Jokes,  Demotivational Posters Funny,  Working Out Jokes,  
    
100%

Takes photo poolside Looks like double leg amputee
Takes photo poolside

Looks like double leg amputee

Pool Jokes,  White Girl Jokes,  
    
100%

What's your excuse?
What's your excuse?

Running Jokes,  Picture Meme,  
    
100%

Meets double arm amputee High five bro!
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Meets double arm amputee

High five bro!

Scumbag Steve Memes,  Jerk Jokes,  
    
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Refuses woman entry at cannes for no high heels Woman is an amputee
Refuses woman entry at cannes for no high heels

Woman is an amputee

Socially Awkward Penguin Memes,  High Heel Jokes,  
    
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Quadruple amputee Approves
Quadruple amputee

Approves

Funny Picture Jokes,  Hahaha,  
    
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party with her amputee friends the place was crawling with
party with her amputee friends

the place was crawling with

Funny Party Jokes,  
    
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