Best Amputee Jokes

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I'm trying to think of an amputee joke

But I'm stumped
I'm trying to think of an amputee joke

But I'm stumped


Bad Joke Eel (theme),  Clever Humor,  
    
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Is karate for amputees

Called partial arts?
Is karate for amputees

Called partial arts?


Karate Boy Meme,  Martial Arts Jokes,  
    
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Jamie Lannister

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Jamie Lannister

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Facebook Humor,  Tv Show Jokes,  
    
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Hey guys.

I only have one leg.
Hey guys.

I only have one leg.


List Of Stupid Jokes,  One Leg Jokes,  
    
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Double amputee

Still sexier than any man I know
Double amputee

Still sexier than any man I know


Sexy Humor,  Funny Jokes About Men,  
    
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Amputated foot due to chronic pain

Still has pain from phantom foot that is no longer there
Amputated foot due to chronic pain

Still has pain from phantom foot that is no longer there


Funny Bad Luck Brian Memes,  Fail Funny,  
    
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What's your excuse?
What's your excuse?

Running Jokes,  Picture Meme,  
    
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Takes photo poolside

Looks like double leg amputee
Takes photo poolside

Looks like double leg amputee


Pool Jokes,  White Girl Jokes,  
    
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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on a boat?

A quadruple amputee
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on a boat?

A quadruple amputee


Funny Stupid Jokes,  Funny Answers To Questions,  No Arms No Legs Jokes,  
    
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No arms

No chocolate
No arms

No chocolate


Chocolate Jokes,  No Arms No Legs Jokes,  
    
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Meets double arm amputee

High five bro!
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Meets double arm amputee

High five bro!


Scumbag Steve Memes,  Jerk Jokes,  
    
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party with her amputee friends

the place was crawling with
party with her amputee friends

the place was crawling with


Funny Party Jokes,  
    
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Quadruple amputee

Approves
Quadruple amputee

Approves


Funny Picture Jokes,  Hahaha,  
    
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Refuses woman entry at cannes for no high heels

Woman is an amputee
Refuses woman entry at cannes for no high heels

Woman is an amputee


Socially Awkward Penguin Memes,  High Heel Jokes,  
    
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