Best Bar Jokes

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-why don't we find somewhere private and i'll give you more than just than the tip

-frankly i still think that won't be much
-why don't we find somewhere private and i'll give you more than just than the tip

-frankly i still think that won't be much


Memes,  Failed Pick Up Lines,  Bartender Jokes,  
    
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Lady: We heard pretty girls don't pay for drinks around here

Bartender: They don't. Here's your bill
Lady: We heard pretty girls don't pay for drinks around here

Bartender: They don't. Here's your bill


Memes,  Ugly Girl Jokes,  
    
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when he buys you drinks all night but you're on your period
when he buys you drinks all night but you're on your period

Memes,  Women Period Jokes,  
    
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dog: a bud light draft for me

bartender: ruff day?

dog: ...just pour my ing drink linda
dog: a bud light draft for me

bartender: ruff day?

dog: ...just pour my ing drink linda


Memes,  Dog Puns,  
    
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Arong helium radium and neon walk into a bar the bartender says we dont serve noble gasses 

They dont react
Arong helium radium and neon walk into a bar the bartender says we dont serve noble gasses

They dont react


Neon Jokes,  Radium Jokes,  
    
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w can you tell it's a  pub?
w can you tell it's a pub?

Best Gay Jokes,  Funny Gay Jokes,  Funny Bar Jokes,  
    
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When he come looking for you after that free drink
When he come looking for you after that free drink

Memes,  Drink Jokes,  
    
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When you're at the bar having great time and your girlfriend shows up to surprise you...
When you're at the bar having great time and your girlfriend shows up to surprise you...

Memes,  Funny Dog Photos,  
    
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When you find a birthday crown someone left at the bar.
When you find a birthday crown someone left at the bar.

Memes,  Birthday Humor,  
    
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a srt rror story by raze of memecenter

bloody mary! bloody mary! bloody mary!

1 min later

..ney.. give me a blo-...a bla-...blu-

wut?

... just a ...
a srt rror story by raze of memecenter

bloody mary! bloody mary! bloody mary!

1 min later

..ney.. give me a blo-...a bla-...blu-

wut?

... just a ...


Memes,  Bloody Mary Jokes,  
    
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Whenever you walk into a bar
Whenever you walk into a bar

Memes,  Ben Stiller Meme,  
    
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You know where we hang out?

At the Crowbar
You know where we hang out?

At the Crowbar


Funny Jokes,  Stupid Bird Jokes,  Funny Bar Quotes,  
    
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What you think you look like ordering drinks from the bar

What you actually look like
What you think you look like ordering drinks from the bar

What you actually look like


Funny Pictures,  Funny Look Alikes,  Funny Jokes And Pics,  
    
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A priest, a rabbi, and a one-armed French escort walk into a bar. After some initial japery, they all agree to be sensitive to each others' religions and nationalities, and order a pitcher of root beer to share.

Great Bar Jokes,  Man Walks Into A Bar Jokes  
    
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A man walks into a bar

His crippling alcoholism is destroying his family
A man walks into a bar

His crippling alcoholism is destroying his family


Anti Joke Chicken (theme),  Alcoholic Jokes,  Non Jokes,  
    
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