Best Bar Jokes

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Do you ever stress about money and then accidentally buy everyone 8 round of shots
Do you ever stress about money and then accidentally buy everyone 8 round of shots

Memes,  Stress Jokes,  Jokes About Money,  
    
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When someone hasn't been tipping and now they're standing at the bar waiting on another drink Bartenders:
When someone hasn't been tipping and now they're standing at the bar waiting on another drink

Bartenders:

Memes,  Bartender Jokes,  Bar Humor,  
    
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A brawl breaks out in a bar, your birthday month has your back
A brawl breaks out in a bar, your birthday month has your back

Memes,  Fight Jokes,  
    
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Enough is enough!!!! I'm going to the gym 7 days a week in 2018, no excuses
Enough is enough!!!!

I'm going to the gym 7 days a week in 2018, no excuses

Memes,  Funny Restaurant Signs,  
    
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When all four of your boyfriends are at the same bar
When all four of your boyfriends are at the same bar

Memes,  Karma Meme,  
    
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-why don't we find somewhere private and i'll give you more than just than the tip -frankly i still think that won't be much
-why don't we find somewhere private and i'll give you more than just than the tip

-frankly i still think that won't be much

Memes,  Failed Pick Up Lines,  Bartender Jokes,  
    
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Lady: We heard pretty girls don't pay for drinks around here Bartender: They don't. Here's your bill
Lady: We heard pretty girls don't pay for drinks around here

Bartender: They don't. Here's your bill

Memes,  Ugly Girl Jokes,  
    
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when he buys you drinks all night but you're on your period
when he buys you drinks all night but you're on your period

Memes,  Women Period Jokes,  
    
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dog: a bud light draft for me bartender: ruff day? dog: ...just pour my ing drink linda
dog: a bud light draft for me

bartender: ruff day?

dog: ...just pour my ing drink linda

Memes,  Dog Puns,  
    
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Arong helium radium and neon walk into a bar the bartender says we dont serve noble gasses They dont react
Arong helium radium and neon walk into a bar the bartender says we dont serve noble gasses

They dont react

Neon Jokes,  Radium Jokes,  
    
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w can you tell it's a pub?
w can you tell it's a pub?

Best Gay Jokes,  Funny Gay Jokes,  Funny Bar Jokes,  
    
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When he come looking for you after that free drink
When he come looking for you after that free drink

Memes,  Drink Jokes,  
    
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When you're at the bar having great time and your girlfriend shows up to surprise you...
When you're at the bar having great time and your girlfriend shows up to surprise you...

Memes,  Funny Dog Photos,  
    
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When you find a birthday crown someone left at the bar.
When you find a birthday crown someone left at the bar.

Memes,  Birthday Humor,  
    
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a srt rror story by raze of memecenter bloody mary! bloody mary! bloody mary! 1 min later ..ney.. give me a blo-...a bla-...blu- wut? ... just a ...
a srt rror story by raze of memecenter

bloody mary! bloody mary! bloody mary!

1 min later

..ney.. give me a blo-...a bla-...blu-

wut?

... just a ...

Memes,  Bloody Mary Jokes,  
    
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