Best Blonde Joke

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Why do blondes stare at orange juice containers for hours on end?

Because they say concentrate.
Why do blondes stare at orange juice containers for hours on end?

Because they say concentrate.


Good Dumb Blonde Jokes,  Orange Juice Jokes,  Staring Jokes,  
    
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Her proudest achievement was staying blonde
Her proudest achievement was staying blonde

Funny Quotes,  Blond Jokes,  
    
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th, the ca... cat in the ha...

 this, i'll be a stripper
th, the ca... cat in the ha...

this, i'll be a stripper


Memes,  Blond Joke,  Jokes About Strippers  
    
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A blonde walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a WW. Not knowing what that was, he asked the blonde what it was and she told him a White Wine. So he gave her some white wine.

Another blonde walks into the bar and asks the bartender for a RW. Again not knowing what it was, he asked the blonde. She told him it was a Red Wine. So he gave her some red wine.

Then a 3rd blonde walks into the bar, and asks the bartender for a Double7. Very confused, the bartender asks what that is. And the blonde says, "Duuuh! 15!".


Funny Blonde Joke,  Good Long Jokes,  Long Blonde Jokes,  
    
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Is blonde hair blue eyes

Hitler still hates him
Is blonde hair blue eyes

Hitler still hates him


Bad Luck Brian (theme),  Blonde Guy Jokes,  Adolf Hitler Jokes,  
    
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There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Easter Island Barbie ...the famous statue with blonde hair

Blonde Hair Jokes,  Marketing Jokes,  Barbie Doll Jokes,  
    
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Q: What do you call a blonde in a BMW?

A: Optional.


Bmw Jokes,  Blonde One Liners,  Car Humor,  
    
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Q: What is every blonde's ambition?

A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.


Funniest Blonde Jokes,  Alphabet Jokes,  Learning Jokes,  
    
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Q. What do you call a blonde with pig tails?

A. A blow job with handlebars


Stupid Blondes Jokes,  Blonde Moments Jokes,  Hair Puns,  
    
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Q. Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?

A. So she can have a doggie bag for later.


Condom Puns,  Good Dumb Blonde Jokes,  Bad Blonde Jokes,  
    
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Natural Blonde: The grammatical error is the only funny part about this joke.
Q. Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?

A. Because that's where your supposed to wash vegetables.


Hair Puns,  Blonde Hair Jokes,  Funny Blonde Hair Jokes,  
    
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Q: Why do Blondes have TGIF written on their shoes?

A: Toes Go In First.


Really Funny Blonde Jokes,  Funny Shoe Jokes,  Toe Puns,  
    
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a beautiful sexy lady david

can you help me remove something from my breast please?

wow

it will be my pleasure, so what is it?

your eyes, idiot!
a beautiful sexy lady david

can you help me remove something from my breast please?

wow

it will be my pleasure, so what is it?

your eyes, idiot!


Blonde Girl Jokes,  Boy And Girl Jokes,  
    
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my boobs are too small, i want a boob job

hmm.. my hands are too small, what do you think i suld do?

do you want a hand job?
my boobs are too small, i want a boob job

hmm.. my hands are too small, what do you think i suld do?

do you want a hand job?


Masturbation Jokes,  Adult Blonde Jokes,  
    
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I got a compliment on my driving today, said a blonde to her friend, there was a note left on my windshield it said parking fine.

Parking Jokes,  Tickets Jokes,  Blonde Jokes One Liners,  
    
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