Best Blonde Jokes Ever

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What do blondes do when their laptop freezes?

Microwave them.
What do blondes do when their laptop freezes?

Microwave them.


Good Dumb Blonde Jokes,  Laptop Jokes,  
    
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A blonde and a brunette were studying for an exam, when the blonde excuses herself to go to the bathroom.

Blonde: *comes back from the bathroom, sits down*

Blonde:Hey, do you know where my pencil is?

Brunette:No, but your tampon is behind your ear.


Tampon Jokes,  Brunette Jokes,  Dumb Blonde Jokes,  
    
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Two blonde women are talking..

- you know, yesterday, I cheated on my husband

- did you do it for money or for love?

- for love of course, 'cause you know $300 is not really money anymore...


Clean Blonde Jokes For Kids,  Blonde Jokes Funny  
    
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A blonde spies a letter lying on her doormat.


It says on the envelope "DO NOT BEND ".
She spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to pick it up.


Blonde Jokes Funny,  Funny Blonde Jokes Clean,  Free Blonde Jokes  
    
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Two blondes were driving to Disneyworld for a fun vacation. When they got close they saw a sign that said "Disneyworld left"....they both starting crying and turned the car around to head back home

Clean Blonde Jokes For Kids,  Blonde Jokes Funny  
    
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The blonde wanted to buy personlized license plates but she couldn't afford them.....so she changed her name to JKM345

Driving Jokes One Liners,  Driving Humor,  Funny Jokes For Blondes  
    
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A blonde woman goes to buy a pizza ,after ordering ,the assistant says "do you want your pizza cutting into 6 or 12 pieces" the blonde reply's "6 please,i could never eat 12 "

Pizza Jokes,  Stupid Blonde Jokes,  Blonde Humor,  
    
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Two blondes were were in a bar hootin, hollerin and yee hawin when the bartender asked them why they were celebrating.

The smart one said proudly that they had just finished a jigsaw puzzle and it only took two months.

Two months!? exclaimed the bartender. To complete a simple puzzle? The other blonde replied, Yeah, but the box said 4-6 years.


Really Funny Blonde Jokes,  Dumb Blonde Jokes,  Free Blonde Jokes  
    
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"How do you get a blonde to laugh at a joke on Saturday?

Tall it to her on Tuesday."
"How do you get a blonde to laugh at a joke on Saturday?

Tall it to her on Tuesday."


Free Funny Blonde Jokes,  Top 10 Blonde Jokes  
    
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Q. What do blondes and cow shit have in common?

A. The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.


The Best Blonde Jokes,  Blonde People Jokes,  Funny Blonde Joke  
    
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Q. What do you call a blonde standing on her head?

A. A brunette with bad breath.


Brunette Jokes,  Head Puns,  One Liner Blonde Jokes,  
    
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Q. What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?

A. Its difficult to open the legs on an ironing board.


Funny Blond Jokes,  Funny Blonde Jokes One Liners,  
    
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What are the worst six years in a blonde's life?

3rd grade


Elementary School Jokes,  Funny Blonde Jokes One Liners  
    
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Why did the blonde get fired from the banana plantation?

Because she threw out all the bent ones.


Blonde Humor,  Blonde One Liners,  Banana Jokes,  
    
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