Two blondes were driving to Disneyworld for a fun vacation. When they got close they saw a sign that said "Disneyworld left"....they both starting crying and turned the car around to head back home
A blonde woman goes to buy a pizza ,after ordering ,the assistant says "do you want your pizza cutting into 6 or 12 pieces" the blonde reply's "6 please,i could never eat 12 "