Best Blonde Jokes

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Solving equation by one blondie:
Solving equation by one blondie:

Funny Jokes,  Calculus Jokes,  
    
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Memes,  Funny Jokes For Blondes,  Joke Image,  
    
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Nineteen blondes go to the cinema...when the ticket vendor asked why there are so many of them they replied "the film said 18 or over."

Hilarious Dumb Blonde Jokes,  Movie Theater Jokes,  Funny Blonde Jokes,  
    
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Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?

A: The blonde works in the dark!


Mean Blonde Jokes,  Short Funny Blonde Jokes,  Funny Jokes For Blondes  
    
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I like my women blonde

...And my Johnny Walker red.
I like my women blonde

...And my Johnny Walker red.


Funny Jokes For Men,  Johnnie Walker Jokes  
    
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Q. What does a blonde say the last two words of the national anthem are?

A. Play ball!


Stupid Blondes Jokes,  Funny Blond Jokes,  Short Blonde Jokes  
    
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Q. Why did the deaf blonde sit on the newspaper?

A. So she could lip read.


Deaf Jokes,  Mean Blonde Jokes,  Read Jokes,  
    
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Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a brick?

A. The brick doesn't follow you home after you lay it.


Blondes Jokes,  
    
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Q. Did you hear about the blonde that needed gas money?

A. She sold her car for it...


Gas Jokes,  Stupid Blondes Jokes,  Funny Car Jokes,  
    
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Q. Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice?

A. Cause it said concentrate.


Hilarious Blonde Jokes,  Best Blonde Joke Ever,  
    
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Q: What's the difference between a counterfeit dollar and a skinny blonde?

A: One's a phony buck.


Money Jokes,  Clean Blonde Jokes For Kids,  Funny Jokes For Blondes  
    
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A brunette walked into a room and saw her blonde friend whooping and hollering.

Whats the matter? The brunette inquired.

Nothing at all. I just done finished a jigsaw puzzle in record time! The blonde beamed.

How long did it take you?

Well, the box said 3 to 5 Years but I did it in a month!


Lol Jokes,  Long Blonde Jokes,  Brunette Jokes,  
    
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A Blonde's Year in Review

*January; Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight

*February; Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels ...Helllooo!!! ... bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!

*March; Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!"

*April; Trapped on the Macy's escalator for hours after the power went out!!

* May; Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions.....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!

*June; Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.

*July; Lost breast stroke swimming competition ..... learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

*August; Got locked out of my car in rain storm ... car swamped because soft- top was open.

*September; The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???

*October; Hate M&M's.....they are so hard to peel.

*November; Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!

*December; Couldn't call 911....."duh". ....there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!!


Blonde Insults,  List Of Blonde Jokes,  Stupid People Jokes  
    
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What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.


101 Blonde Jokes,  Driving Jokes,  Car Jokes,  
    
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Q: How does a blonde know she's going to have a Hindu baby?

A: Put a Rubik's cube in her pants and wait to see if it gets finished.


Indian Jokes,  Blonde Jokes,  New Baby Jokes,  Funny Hindi Jokes,  
    
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