Best British Jokes

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When the United Kingdom decides to leave the European Union but you forgot your phone
When the United Kingdom decides to leave the European Union but you forgot your phone

Memes,  United Kingdom Jokes,  
    
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''It's no big deal - Scotland is just out of compliance again.''
''It's no big deal - Scotland is just out of compliance again.''

British Jokes,  Anti Scottish Jokes,  
    
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volcanic eruption paralyses u.k.

it wasn't me say p.m.
volcanic eruption paralyses u.k.

it wasn't me say p.m.


Volcano Puns,  Funny Comic Pictures,  
    
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Breaking: The British appear to have developed some sort of giant bomb, possibly attached to a rocket.
Breaking: The British appear to have developed some sort of giant bomb, possibly attached to a rocket.

Memes,  Clock Jokes,  
    
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Even David Tennant cam back

Before Sherlock
Even David Tennant cam back

Before Sherlock


Memes,  Actor Jokes,  
    
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 Prince Harry is basically stuffing pictures of his grandmother 

In strippers' g-strings
Prince Harry is basically stuffing pictures of his grandmother

In strippers' g-strings


Memes,  Prince Harry Jokes,  Sudden Clarity Clarence (theme),  
    
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Well I was third in line

Until the little hairball was born
Well I was third in line

Until the little hairball was born


Memes,  Prince Harry Meme,  Prince Harry Jokes,  
    
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Since 1945, all British tanks come with tea making equipment.
Since 1945, all British tanks come with tea making equipment.

Funny Facts,  Random Funny Facts,  100 Funny Facts,  
    
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British if he wins
Scottish if he loses
British if he wins
Scottish if he loses


Memes,  Best Scottish Jokes,  
    
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What if Andy Carroll put the ball in the back of the net

Instead of going off celebrating
What if Andy Carroll put the ball in the back of the net

Instead of going off celebrating


Memes,  Keanu Meme,  Andy Carroll Jokes,  
    
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Say "Beer Can" with a British accent

I just taught you how to say "Bacon" with a Jamaican accent
Say "Beer Can" with a British accent

I just taught you how to say "Bacon" with a Jamaican accent


Memes,  Funny Beer Sayings,  Beer Jokes And Quotes,  
    
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As soon as I start reading out loud, I find myself to be British...
As soon as I start reading out loud, I find myself to be British...

Funny Quotes,  Jokes About Reading,  
    
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"if you tell a girl you like her but she says, "i love you more like a brother", suggest a weekend in norfolk. unless you're from norfolk, in which case it probably is your sister."
"if you tell a girl you like her but she says, "i love you more like a brother", suggest a weekend in norfolk. unless you're from norfolk, in which case it probably is your sister."

Funny Quotes,  Jimmy Carr Jokes,  British Disses,  
    
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American police in films

British police in films
American police in films

British police in films


Funny Police Images,  Funny Police,  
    
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