Best Burn Jokes

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Donald Trump made out with a hotdog!
Donald Trump made out with a hotdog!

Memes,  Donald Trump Memes,  Mean Girls Meme,  
    
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Need some ice 

For that burn?
Need some ice

For that burn?


Ice Puns,  Best Comeback Jokes,  
    
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kim kardashian tweeted a nude selfie today. if kim wants us to see part of her we've never seen, she's gonna have to swallow the camera.
kim kardashian tweeted a nude selfie today. if kim wants us to see part of her we've never seen, she's gonna have to swallow the camera.

Kim Kardashian Naked,  Celebrity Disses,  Nude Celebrities,  
    
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Trusted to deliver personal letter

The Dark Knight Rises

Reads it himself then burns it
Trusted to deliver personal letter

The Dark Knight Rises

Reads it himself then burns it


Memes,  Alfred Meme,  Dark Knight Jokes,  
    
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all white everything

what about the rims

and heels

all white everybody except for the  that made your family famous
all white everything

what about the rims

and heels

all white everybody except for the that made your family famous


Memes,  Good Burn Jokes,  
    
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you know, we still have 11 condoms.

you see 11 condoms.

i see 11 minutes of my life i'm never getting back.

apply cold water to burned area
you know, we still have 11 condoms.

you see 11 condoms.

i see 11 minutes of my life i'm never getting back.

apply cold water to burned area


Memes,  Walking Dead Memes,  
    
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22 of the Greatest Burns
a collection of funny burns from famous people

Funny Quotes,  Celebs,  Funny Celebrity Quotes,  
    
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What did your parents tell you when you were younger so you'd eat all your food?

Eat your food or I'll make you eat Domino's pizza.
What did your parents tell you when you were younger so you'd eat all your food?

Eat your food or I'll make you eat Domino's pizza.


Funny Jokes,  Greatest Disses,  
    
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The sun

Burning gingers so we don't have to
The sun

Burning gingers so we don't have to


Demotivational Posters,  Redhead Jokes,  Sun Tan Jokes,  
    
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i write about u in my burn book
i write about u in my burn book

Funny Quotes,  Kid Insults,  
    
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 happens when you  with the wrong !
happens when you with the wrong !

Funny Jokes,  Fire Jokes,  Crazy Girlfriend Quotes,  
    
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I am not that desperate and you are not that lucky
I am not that desperate and you are not that lucky

Funny Quotes,  Unlucky Jokes,  
    
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i don't have a boyfriend ... i got a few . no one is more special than the other ... but one tught he was until he saw this
i don't have a boyfriend ... i got a few . no one is more special than the other ... but one tught he was until he saw this

Funny Quotes,  Best Jokes For Girls,  Mean Disses,  
    
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i lost two pounds this week

progress motherer, this is progress

what, did you take off your make up?

burn!
i lost two pounds this week

progress motherer, this is progress

what, did you take off your make up?

burn!


Memes,  Funny Picture Comments,  
    
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were you born on a highway?

'cause that's where most accidents happen.
were you born on a highway?

'cause that's where most accidents happen.


Memes,  Anchorman Jokes,  Short Funny Quotes,  
    
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