Best Chat Up Lines Ever

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i want to be the reason ur baby mother puts u on child support
i want to be the reason ur baby mother puts u on child support

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Sorry I didn't get you a box of chocolats for valentines day but if you want something sweet and smoot I'm right here.

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Oh are you craving Pizza, cause I'll gladly give you a pizz a this dick.

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Can I take you out to eat...unless you wanted me to eat you out.

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Is your dad Liam Neeson? Because I'm Taken with you.

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Do you live in a corn field? Cause I'm stalking you!

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Sorry, I forgot your name, can I call you mine?

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Lets role play I'll be Osama, You be a cave, and I'll hide up inside you.

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You want Mexican food tonight? 'Cause I want to eat your taco.

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Damn girl, you must have all the flies around you because you're the shit!

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Is there a keg in your pants, cause baby I want to tap that ass.

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Oh NO! I'm choking! I need mouth-to-mouth Quick!

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Do you have a name or can I call you mine?

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Hi, I'm wasted but this condom in my pocket doesn't have to be.

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Are you religious? 'Cause your prayers have just been answered.

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