Best Chat Up Lines

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"Wale me up inside, save me, call my name and save me from the darkkkkkk. You like Evanescence right? Hi I'm Tre. Wassup though?
"Wale me up inside, save me, call my name and save me from the darkkkkkk. You like Evanescence right? Hi I'm Tre. Wassup though?

Memes,  Rock Music Jokes,  
    
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Hey girl, if I was an accountant

Then you just accrued my love.
Hey girl, if I was an accountant

Then you just accrued my love.


Accounting Puns,  Ryan Gosling Memes,  
    
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do you generate electricity with water through the process of hydropower because dam
do you generate electricity with water through the process of hydropower because dam

Funny Jokes,  Jokes To Pick Up Girls,  Pun One Liners,  
    
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you have 206 bones in your body

wanna have 207?
you have 206 bones in your body

wanna have 207?


Funny Jokes,  Bone Puns,  Howard Wolowitz Meme,  
    
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i'm no weatherman 

but you can expect more than a few inches tonight
i'm no weatherman

but you can expect more than a few inches tonight


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so, you're not into casual sex? 

fine, i'll put on a tux and we can call it formal sex.
so, you're not into casual sex?

fine, i'll put on a tux and we can call it formal sex.


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If you were a transformer. You'd be a hot-o-bot, and you'd be called Optimus Fine!

New Chat Up Lines,  Ultimate Chat Up Lines  
    
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If I had a nickle for every time a saw a woman as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.

Top 100 Chat Up Lines,  Great Chat Up Lines  
    
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Are you Jamaican? (No, why?) Coz jer-makin-me-crazy!

Chat Up Lines For Kids,  Classic Chat Up Lines,  
    
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Are you into fitness? Because soon I'll be fitness dick in yo mouth.

Filthy Chat Up Lines,  100 Best Chat Up Lines,  
    
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Do you have any raisins?

(no...)

How about a date?


Top 100 Chat Up Lines,  Smooth Chat Up Lines,  
    
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I know milk does a body good, but damn girl, how much have you been drinking?

100 Best Chat Up Lines,  Bar Chat Up Lines  
    
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I'm German, do you want to see my weinerschnitzel?

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Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.

Corny Chat Up Lines,  Funniest Chat Up Lines  
    
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I'll be your drum...you can beat me all night long!

Chat Up Lines For Women,  Filthy Chat Up Lines  
    
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