Best Cheese Jokes

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"How much queso can I eat before it kills me?"

The limit does not exist.
"How much queso can I eat before it kills me?"

The limit does not exist.


Memes,  Eating Memes,  
    
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Must be a special occasion. You're serving the creamy box of macaroni and cheese!
Must be a special occasion. You're serving the creamy box of macaroni and cheese!

Cheese Jokes One Liners,  Cheese Jokes,  
    
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When I see myself in a mirror, I think "you have to stop eating cheese." But when I see cheese, I think "you have to stop looking in mirrors."
When I see myself in a mirror, I think "you have to stop eating cheese." But when I see cheese, I think "you have to stop looking in mirrors."

Mirror Jokes,  Cheese Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Packers robbed, you say? want some cheese with that whine?

Oh, you got some...

Nevermind!
Packers robbed, you say? want some cheese with that whine?

Oh, you got some...

Nevermind!


Nfl Jokes,  Awesome Disses,  
    
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you're like cheese witut the corners. in other words you will never be a slice ...
you're like cheese witut the corners. in other words you will never be a slice ...

Cheese Jokes One Liners,  Cheese Puns,  
    
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"cheese" would have been fine, but " you you miserable face that ruined my life" was just as good.
"cheese" would have been fine, but " you you miserable face that ruined my life" was just as good.

Cheese Jokes One Liners,  Funny Rude Quotes,  
    
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Why did the cheese go to the art exhibit?

Because it was cultured.
Why did the cheese go to the art exhibit?

Because it was cultured.


Cheese Jokes One Liners,  Cheese Jokes,  
    
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What do you can cheese that's not yours?

Nacho cheese.
What do you can cheese that's not yours?

Nacho cheese.


Nacho Cheese Joke,  Cheese Jokes One Liners,  Cheese Jokes For Kids,  
    
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Ban pre-shredded cheese

Make America grate again
Ban pre-shredded cheese

Make America grate again


Memes,  Donald Trump Jokes,  
    
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Your cholesterol level is not good: I'm afraid you need to cut down on your cheese consumption...
Your cholesterol level is not good: I'm afraid you need to cut down on your cheese consumption...

Cholesterol Jokes,  Cheese Jokes For Kids,  Cheese Jokes One Liners,  
    
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''Not me... I'm watching my cholesterol!''
''Not me... I'm watching my cholesterol!''

Cholesterol Jokes,  Cheesy Jokes For Kids,  
    
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Why don't you use a mousetrap?

We were hoping the cholesterol would kill them!
Why don't you use a mousetrap?

We were hoping the cholesterol would kill them!


Cholesterol Jokes,  Mouse Jokes,  Funny Food Comics,  
    
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this cheese od as
this cheese od as

Memes,  Cheese Jokes One Liners,  Hood Jokes,  
    
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The scariest part of this picture?

It doesn't actually say "cheese" anywhere on the package...
The scariest part of this picture?

It doesn't actually say "cheese" anywhere on the package...


Memes,  Cheese Jokes One Liners,  
    
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My girlfriend said she wanted comfort food.

I present: the cheese couch...
My girlfriend said she wanted comfort food.

I present: the cheese couch...


Funny Pictures,  Cheese Jokes,  
    
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