Best Chemistry Jokes

 – 37 total
This kid is 11 and in my organic chemistry class he said if we have questions to just email him.
This kid is 11 and in my organic chemistry class he said if we have questions to just email him.

Memes,  College Jokes One Liners,  
    
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People think I'm obsess with chemistry jokes Beryllium not
People think I'm obsess with chemistry jokes

Beryllium not

Beryllium Jokes,  Science Cat Jokes,  
    
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personally, i prefer nuclear fusion... me too! oh oxygen, your atomic bonds are so strong! ahh! i'm coming! i'm making water!
personally, i prefer nuclear fusion...

me too! oh oxygen, your atomic bonds are so strong!

ahh! i'm coming! i'm making water!

Oxygen Jokes,  Hydrogen Jokes,  James Bond Puns,  
    
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Why don't they galvanize ships? That would make them zinc!
Why don't they galvanize ships?

That would make them zinc!

Zinc Jokes,  Science Puns,  Funny Science Images,  
    
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That was sodium funny I slapped my neon that one
That was sodium funny

I slapped my neon that one

Sodium Puns,  Sodium Jokes,  Neon Jokes,  
    
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Me chilling in my science class Hey Derpynie! How do you write a chemical equation that contains fluorine, uranium, carbon, and potassium? Well, wait for a minute. I need to get out my binder paper. Wait just a minute Its a trap!!! Why dont you use the periodic table to figure it out? B-but I dunno how to use the periodic table!!! I hope Legolas makes you take an arrow to the knee!!
Me chilling in my science class

Hey Derpynie! How do you write a chemical equation that contains fluorine, uranium, carbon, and potassium?

Well, wait for a minute. I need to get out my binder paper.

Wait just a minute

Its a trap!!!

Why dont you use the periodic table to figure it out?

B-but I dunno how to use the periodic table!!!

I hope Legolas makes you take an arrow to the knee!!

Memes,  Derp Meme,  Melvin Meme,  
    
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Turns 24 Gets chromium
Turns 24

Gets chromium

Chromium Jokes,  Gift Jokes,  Chemistry Cat (theme),  Funny Chemistry Facts,  
    
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Chemistry rule one never lick the spoon
Chemistry rule one never lick the spoon

Funny Jokes,  Chemistry Jokes,  
    
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I Sulfer when you Argon.
I Sulfer when you Argon.

Funny Jokes,  Funny Science Quotes,  
    
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Not to get technical but according to Chemistry Alcohol is a solution True story
Not to get technical but according to Chemistry

Alcohol is a solution

True story

Memes,  True Story Bro Meme (theme),  Funny Alcohol Facts,  
    
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chemists do it on the table... periodically
chemists do it on the table...

periodically

Funny Jokes,  Science Meme,  Chemistry Puns  
    
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Girl you must be made of Florine, Iodine, and Neon, because you are FINe.

Good Chemistry Jokes,  Cute Chemistry Jokes,  
    
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What do you do with dead elements?
What do you do with dead elements?

Chemistry Cat Meme (theme),  Chemistry Cat (theme)  
    
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I am a chemistry major.. I can read it all..
I am a chemistry major..

I can read it all..

Over Educated Problems Meme (theme),  Funny Science Quotes  
    
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Asks class if they know anything about chemistry Gets angry with you when you tell the whole class how to make napalm
Asks class if they know anything about chemistry

Gets angry with you when you tell the whole class how to make napalm

Unhelpful Highschool Teacher (theme),  Funny Teacher Jokes,  
    
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