Best Chicken Jokes

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Adulting is finally understanding why your mom was so upset with you when you didn't take the chicken out of the freezer
Adulting is finally understanding why your mom was so upset with you when you didn't take the chicken out of the freezer

Memes,  Growing Up Jokes,  Jokes For Adults,  
    
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me at a fancy restaurant: "ah yes, i'll take your finest chicken tenders"
me at a fancy restaurant:

"ah yes, i'll take your finest chicken tenders"

Memes,  Restaurant Jokes,  
    
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when you thaw the chicken out in the sink
when you thaw the chicken out in the sink

Memes,  Pictures Of Fat Women,  
    
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Colonel Mustard in the library with the Candlestick Just as I egg-spcected
Colonel Mustard in the library with the Candlestick

Just as I egg-spcected

Detective Jokes,  Egg Puns,  
    
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employee: sir your chicken is almost ready customer: wtf, you say, because i'm black right employee: because you ordered it customer: you right, i'm trippin
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employee: sir your chicken is almost ready

customer: wtf, you say, because i'm black right

employee: because you ordered it

customer: you right, i'm trippin

Memes,  Black People Jokes Funny,  
    
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It may only be number 5 on the menu, but it's number 1 in my heart....
It may only be number 5 on the menu, but it's number 1 in my heart....

Memes,  Fast Food Meme,  
    
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Eating chicken wings What it looks like: What it feels like:
Eating chicken wings

What it looks like:

What it feels like:

After Dinner Jokes,  Chicken Wing Jokes,  
    
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Hey atheists, if God doesn't exist explain this:
Hey atheists, if God doesn't exist explain this:

Memes,  God Humor,  Atheist Jokes,  
    
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your lack of lips doesn't bother me. i'm more worried about your ...
your lack of lips doesn't bother me. i'm more worried about your ...

Bird Puns,  Make Out Jokes,  
    
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Bucket challenge
Bucket challenge

Bucket Jokes,  Kfc Jokes,  
    
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"This chicken is so spicy." "Linda you out did yourself."
"This chicken is so spicy."

"Linda you out did yourself."

Memes,  White Jokes For Black People,  White Insults,  
    
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In the mood for a hug and 8 chicken nuggets
In the mood for a hug and 8 chicken nuggets

Chicken Jokes,  Current Mood Meme,  
    
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What she doesn't know is she's about give out salmonella to the whole household Susan knows
What she doesn't know is she's about give out salmonella to the whole household

Susan knows

Memes,  Snapchat Meme,  Omg Lol,  
    
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You're no spring chicken
You're no spring chicken

Funny Jokes,  Chicken Puns,  Chicken Jokes For Kids,  
    
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When Popeyes says They only have dark meat
When Popeyes says

They only have dark meat

Memes,  Fast Food Jokes,  Black People Joke,  
    
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