Best Christmas Jokes Ever

 – 40 total
Keeping my Christmas list short and sweet this year: 1. $1,000,000 in cash 2. Souls of those who have displeased me this year 3. A puppy.
Keeping my Christmas list short and sweet this year:

1. $1,000,000 in cash

2. Souls of those who have displeased me this year

3. A puppy.

Memes,  Christmas Gift Jokes,  Christmas Present Jokes,  
    
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Santa Claus is definitely not real. Since when do men do anything nice and expect nothing in return.
Santa Claus is definitely not real. Since when do men do anything nice and expect nothing in return.

Memes,  Santa Claus Jokes,  Best Santa Jokes,  
    
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Christmas tip: Wrap empty boxes and put them under the tree. Every time your child acts up, throw one in the fireplace.
Christmas tip: Wrap empty boxes and put them under the tree. Every time your child acts up, throw one in the fireplace.

Memes,  Christmas Present Jokes,  Advice Jokes,  
    
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Cousin: Where's your Christmas spirit? Me: Same place as your dad, nowhere to be found. #ChristmasClapBack
Cousin: Where's your Christmas spirit?

Me: Same place as your dad, nowhere to be found.

#ChristmasClapBack

Memes,  Cousin Jokes,  Pepe The Frog Memes,  
    
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Knock Knock. Who's there? Wanda. Wando who? I Wanda another present
Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Wanda.

Wando who?

I Wanda another present

Christmas Present Jokes,  Christmas Knock Knock Jokes,  Top 10 Christmas Jokes,  
    
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Still waiting for My secret Santa gift
KAPPITS (1)
Me... Waitin on: Lemar to give me some DICK
Still waiting for

My secret Santa gift

Memes,  Christmas Gift Jokes,  
    
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christmas is here now you can open something besides your legs
christmas is here

now you can open something besides your legs

Memes,  Funny Christmas Quotes,  
    
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Selfie on top of the Christmas tree bc Im a star
Selfie on top of the Christmas tree bc Im a star

Memes,  Holiday Meme,  Christmas Tree Jokes,  
    
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Christmas break starter pack
Christmas break starter pack

Memes,  Christmas Jokes Kids,  Netflix Jokes,  
    
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How you feel Coming down stairs on Christmas Morning!
How you feel

Coming down stairs on Christmas Morning!

Memes,  Meek Mill Meme,  Christmas Meme,  
    
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es be like pe its a new
es be like

pe its a new

Memes,  Girls Be Like,  
    
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Jingle bells I do not smell
Jingle bells

I do not smell

Memes,  Batman Slapping Robin (theme),  Good Xmas Jokes,  
    
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Current status? Feel Xmas-awesome!
Current status?

Feel Xmas-awesome!

Funny Jokes,  Kids Christmas Jokes,  Funny Clean Christmas Jokes,  
    
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Got a new room for Christmas
Got a new room for Christmas

Funny Pictures,  Funny Christmas Presents,  Kids Christmas Jokes,  
    
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When advent has begun You have my permission to listen to Christmas music
When advent has begun

You have my permission to listen to Christmas music

Memes,  Christian Christmas Jokes,  Bane Memes,  
    
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