Best Clean Joke Ever

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No. I did not just eat McDonalds
No. I did not just eat McDonalds

Funny Pictures,  Mcdonald Jokes,  Hilarious Cat Pictures,  
    
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Mom always said bigger friends... ...make you look thinner.
Mom always said bigger friends...

...make you look thinner.

Meme,  Funny Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Pepito, when a customer doesn't find the product they need always offer them an alternative. If there are no apples offer them pears. White bread if there is no wheat bread. You get it! Right? Got it! Good morning can I help you? Yes, there isn't any toilet paper. Oh! But we have sandpaper!
Pepito, when a customer doesn't find the product they need always offer them an alternative. If there are no apples offer them pears. White bread if there is no wheat bread. You get it! Right?

Got it!

Good morning can I help you?

Yes, there isn't any toilet paper.

Oh! But we have sandpaper!

Funny Jokes,  Pepito Jokes,  
    
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Load-shedding jokes In Pakistan 'LOL' means........ 'Loads of Load-Shedding'.
Load-shedding jokes

In Pakistan 'LOL' means........
'Loads of Load-Shedding'.

Funny Jokes,  Lol,  
    
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I pine fir yew
I pine fir yew

Funny Jokes,  Tree Puns,  Great Puns,  
    
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Speaking on behalf of ALL women. It's not gonna happen- we had a meeting.
Speaking on behalf of ALL women.

It's not gonna happen- we had a meeting.

Funny Quotes,  Hilarious Woman Jokes,  Harsh Disses,  
    
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Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Avenue!

Avenue who?

Avenue heard this joke before.

Nock Nock Jokes,  Cheesy Cute Jokes,  Kids Knock Knock Jokes  
    
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Now that wine making is becoming a popular hobby, I offer my secret recipe for "Post Office Red".

You simply mail yourself ten pounds of grapes in a container marked "Fragile".

Funny Wine Jokes,  Wine Humor,  Short Clean Jokes,  
    
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How does a witch tell time?

(With a witch watch!)

Good Clean Joke,  Jokes Clean,  Best Joke Ever,  
    
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Q. What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with sheep?
A. A woolly jumper!

Kid Riddles Jokes,  Good Funny Clean Jokes,  
    
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Q: How do you get a viola section to play spiccato?

A: Write a whole note with "solo" above it.

Viola Jokes,  Classical Music Jokes,  Entertainment And Arts Jokes  
    
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Q. What is good for your soul but not your soles?
A. Line dancing!

Soul Jokes,  Funny Clean Jokes One Liners,  Dancing Jokes  
    
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A pun spun with a good yarn gets fabricated!

Knitting Puns,  101 One Liners  
    
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When I call it a "Girl's Night Out," what I mean is that I'm not going to wear a bra.
When I call it a "Girl's Night Out," what I mean is that I'm not going to wear a bra.

Maxine Jokes,  Clean Jokes For Women,  
    
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Q: What's a light-year?

A: The same as a regular year, but with less calories.

Space Jokes For Kids,  Space Jokes,  Weight Humor,  Calorie Jokes,  
    
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